Master ShakeWell, there ain't gonna be no dinner this year.
What about your girlfriend. I thought she was gonna cook.
Master Shake
"Co-fiancee." Let's get it right, please.
Master Shake
Yeah, you know, I'll split her with Carl. So he's "co-owner."
Master Shake
Yes, thank you, I think she sees that quality in me. But that damn Carl is so Selfish.
Carl should remember the reason for the season.
Master Shake
The reason for the season is pleasin and I ain't gettin much pleasin and Carl better get his ass with the program.
Get with what program, Cup?
Okay, I'm awake. Let's, uh, friggin go get married.
Master Shake
Yeah, brotha!
[at Carl's house]
And do you, Svetlana... what does this say?
Look, just say Smith or Jones or something... there's no way you can pronounce that right.
Svetlana Smith take Carl...
Just say Smith again, it don't matter... none of this matters.
...Smith to be your lawfully wedded husband...
Master Shake
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Master Shake
Back up! Rewind!
...take Carl, and Master Shake...
Master Shake
That's more like it.
to be your lawfully wedded husbands as long as you three shall live.
SSvetlana
[speaking Russian, from inside Carl's house]
Master Shake
Alright, score!
Okay, now shove the ring under the door.
Master Shake
No, we're not doing the ring, I'm not gettin' roped into all that.
How can you not have a ring?
Master Shake
No, it ends here. I haven't seen food once since she's shown up.
He's right, let's do this thing - light this candle.
By the power invested in me by the state of New Jersey I now pronounce you men and wife. You may now kiss the door.
Master Shake
Blow it open Frylock.
SSvetlana
[speaking Russian; escapes]
Master Shake
Great! Great!
Well technically, it's half hers now, right? Or a third, I don't know.
GGeorge
Introducing the new Misters and Mrs. Bertwoski!
It's Brutananadilewski! And you get the hell out of here!
Master Shake
No way, you are staying! We got him 'til two.
Master Shake
I hate to be a buzz kill, but he said that your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off.
All right, fine, we'll do that.
And the blood's just gonna keep flowing, unless ….
Unless Carl pays tribute to the Elfin Elders in space.
I'll do it. What do I do?
You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.
GDGlenn Danzig
Now look, you listen to me as hard as you fucking can. That fucking robot came with the fuckin' house, and now he's fucking gone! If you see that mother--
Master Shake
Oh, don't worry, we'll tell you!
GDGlenn Danzig
You fucking better. If I find out he's over here, I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your fuckin' skull! Verstandlich?!! [Glenn walks away]
Master Shake
Ok. So... thank you
[To Cybernetic Ghost] Hey you come out now. He's gone.
(about Danzig) I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.
Master Shake
You make our house bleed right now!
Meatwad, can you hear me?
Meatwad [slurred]: You give me another beer. I'm 21!
I'm not drunk! You're the drunk one! Are you gonna do somethin' about it?!
Master Shake
Yeah, I'll do somethin' about it! How about THAT?! [kicks Meatwad]
Master Shake
Ya like that?
Do that to my face! What, you scared?! [gets kicked] Ow! You did it again!
[Meatwad is repeatedly kicked until the snake faces Shake]
Master Shake
This is stupid. Let's kick him out of here. [kicks Meatwad a couple more times, then turns to the snake] What are you lookin' at?
(Master Shake and Meatwad inside the snake)
Master Shake
Oh God, it smells like a Brewery in here!
(slurred) Yeah just keep shoutin' you stupid.
Master Shake
Frylock, blow his head off!
Do not kill him, he is a friend of mine. How'd you like to deal with me?
Master Shake
Oh will you shut up you drunk?!
What you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide.
Master Shake
SHUT UP!
Master Shake
Oh my God...
That decision is mine and God's.
Master Shake
Will ya listen to yourself?
Master Shake
Now look...
...and I'm not. I change...I ain't make that decision.
Master Shake
Do not listen to Meatwad!
That wasn't a decision that was made here.
You killed us! I told you not to do it and you did it... anyways.
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
You did!
Master Shake
Wait! Did you just say that you did?
What, did he say that he did?
Master Shake
...cause you did!
Master Shake
Did!
Watch the fire. Over there. You're gonna burn yourself.
Oh, thank you. ...but you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Master Shake
Yes, you did!
Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did!
Shake
[answering phone] Drizzle here.
Hello, yes, Drizzle. Violent criminals have put... what did you, Fat Albert...
Oh, have put... Fat Albert in a can.
No it's Prince. Prince Albert.
Oh, okay. Hold on. [to Shake on the phone] Have put... F-Fat Albert in a can, in your can.
Shake
I'll need precise coordinates, ma'am.
Oh okay, it's... it's in your butt, boy! [snickering] It's in your butt! Did you hear me? It's in your butt.
Shake
Pranksters! Sons of—
Shake, the printer called and said that the Drizzle's stationery and business cards are ready. But they're concerned what with the paper being black and the ink being black.
Shake
Everything must be black, like the Storm of Justice!
Well, maybe you'd better talk to them. [holding a bouncing eye contraption] And this is blocking up the hallway.
Shake
The Eye of Justice. The Drizzle is lost without it.
Yup, I won two tickets to the Super Ball.
No, it's, it's "Bowl." It's cute that you said that 'cause you's a frickin' idiot.
[At night, Shake smiles at Meatwad in his room. He grabs a gutter from behind him and turns his smile into a frown]
Shake
I didn't leave my keys in here. Silly! Uh, this must be the wrong... PLACE!
Why do you have those oven mitts on?
Shake
I'm not touching you skin-to-skin! I mean, it's extra padding, it's for your pleasure.
I'm not entirely comfortable with the level of asbestos in these mitts.
Shake
Just take deep breaths... breathe it in and die! Give me those tickets!
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