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“The Marines” · Season 5
In this episode: Master Shake (3), Meatwad (3), Frylock (3)
Listen, when we dock, I'm gettin' a tattoo of an anaconda that's coming outta my groin region! It's gonna say Bad Ass...in ancient Script. Like Egyptian, maybe.
Also [puts his hat on] I joined the Marines.
You did what?
I joined the Marines.
[Frylock awakens to find his head in a trap]
Where am I?
PPuppet
Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.
Wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!
PPuppet
[pause] I don't know actually, I forgot. You think you can maybe...grab your jaw and sort of rip your head open. I want to see inside there! Rip your head open!!
[Shake and Meatwad find Frylock in Canada]
Frylock! We found you! I miss your beautiful face!
How was Canada?
Canada? Uh, Canada sucks.
Well, so does the Marines.
[Shake is covered in blood]
Well, pack your things, maggot. We goin' to the Middle East.
Hell no! Let's see the Marines try to take me like this!
[Master Shake pulls out a shotgun and puts it in his mouth]
Shake, NO!
[Shake blows his own head off. Cut to an aircraft carrier at sea.]
[His head having been poorly reassembled] Unbelievable! They took me like this!
Meatwad: You smokin' and jokin' with these potaters or are you peeling them, maggot?
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