Cut him down!
Hold on there, tough guy. (Terry and Dante approach the pool with a dead body rolled up in a carpet)
CCarl
Oh, hey! Terry... I thought we were conducting this, uh, "conference call" tomorrow morning?
Boss says he wants it done now.
Or he'll take your OTHER nut.
CCarl
Hahaha! Listen to this guy, bustin' my balls. Balls. I got two... We gotta talk about this publicly!
You know, maybe you oughtta think about that the next time you bet 20G's for the Jets to cover.
CCarl
Well, you told me the inside dope was that the other team had the flesh-eating virus...
You gettin' smart with me? (Holds a pistol in Carl's face) Huh? Smart guy!
Wanna trip down a flight of stairs, huh? Have an accident in your pathetic life?
You're pathetic. Say it.
CCarl
I-I'm worth nothing in your eyes, sir.
I knew that. Now get your monster up here to take care of this trash.
CCarl
Say, before you guys go, who do you like in the AC Beach Invitational?
AC Beach?
CCarl
Women's billiards. You guys do book on that, right?
JESUS, you're a fuckin' loser! (Looks at Frylock suspended above pool) Hey, scuba guy - you ain't seen nothing, you aint heard nothing.
CCarl
See, Fryman, let that be a lesson to you. If you see someone racketeering, you let it go - they're diggin' your own grave.
Look, Carl, I know it's none of my business, but gambling is a dangerous addiction.
CCarl
All I need is one run, and I'm back! You follow women's billiards? Wait, I got an idea. How much money you got?
No, Carl.
CCarl
It's a proven system!
No.
CCarl
You're throwing money away!
Nuh-uh.
CCarl
Yeah-uh! Fine! Stay a sucker!
CCarl
What did you do to my pool?!
We cleaned it. Now it's gonna be ready for the bitches we got comin over this summer.
Frylock!
Sorry, I meant to say hoes.
There we go.
Sorry.
[The mobsters return to Carl's house at night, this time carrying a heavy body wrapped in a plastic bag]
Ugh! Fuckin' sumo wrestlers. When I say take a dive, you take a fuckin' DIVE, you fat fuck!
[Terry and Dante throw the body into Carl's now-clean pool]
I don't think he understood English.
Well, he's about to be sushi, so blow the fuckin' horn.
[Dante blows the shellfish horn, but nothing happens.]
What the fuck is this... the water looks clear! Hey, where's that big fuckin' fish?
You rang?
[Frylock fires his eye lasers and hits the gangsters, knocking them unconscious]
CCarl
Take your eye lasers, and cut their heads off!
Carl, they have your number. They know where you live, and you still owe them money. Hell, they'll send someone else! That's why it's called a MOB!
CCarl
Oh, yeah. Good point.
(The Aqua Teens witness Carl explode and release several eggs after the mermaid disappeared into his penis and implanted her eggs in him)
Oh, damn it! I slept with her ass, too. (Frylock explodes the same way)
Oh, Shakey, I told her I was saving myself for marriage and that it would screw up our friendship, but she got me drunk on red wine and... well...
What are you trying to say? (Meatwad explodes as well) AH! Well, just for the record- (Proudly) I did her, TWICE! All over my jock! (Shake awaits to explode, however he shows to have lied and rejected by her as he doesn't explode) I cannot believe I haven't exploded yet.
[Frylock is planting a row of trees to block the view of Carl's pool]
What the hell are you planting?! This a rental! You don't get your money back! Plus, I'm just gonna chop those down! (Pause) I may, if you don't turn your back on me!
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