I'm crying like Francine when she watches Grey's Anatomy.
I just feel so sorry for those poor actors.
S5 E18Great Space Roaster
(From the living room) Guys! Get in here! The porn channel's coming in for some reason!
(Stan, Hayley, Francine, and Steve run to the living room)
(while watching the porn) Nice.
(An explosion comes from the kitchen. The family coughs and comes up from the rubble)
Is everyone okay?
Klaus (woozily): Did we lose the porn?
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