Wizard Battle is starting soon!
Rrrohh... I know! We got here 6 hours early, you dork! Just wake me up when start selling hot dogs. Whoa! Whaddaya know!?
S3 E8Wizard Battle
S3 E9Fionna and Cake
CCake
Oh, it's a date!
FFionna
No, it's not. I'm sure when he said "go out," he meant "go out," not "go out!"
CCake
Shut up! He's into you!
FFionna
Come on, you heard what he said. I'm like his guy-friend.
CCake
Well, that could change tonight.
FFionna
If it's a date, why are you coming?
CCake
I'm comin' to help you! Hold on. I'm bringing my dulcimer.
FFionna
Awwh, man...!
CCake
It's a conversation starter. HUH!!
FFionna
Fine... I'll do this if only to prove you wrong.
FFionna
Ice King is the hottest hottie, and I can't wait to marry him....
"..said Fionna! Then she turned to Prince Gumball and said, 'I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch until we get fat and die!' The end." So, what did you think of the fan fiction I wrote about you guys?
[encased with Jake with manuscripts beside Gunter] Uuhh...
Tell me you though it was GOOD!!
[squeaked] Awh, it's good, it's good! It's REALLY good dude, it was amazing!
S3 E10What Was Missing
La da da da da, I'm gonna bury you in the ground
La da da da da, I'm gonna bury you with my sound
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face
I'm gonna...
Marceline, that's too distasteful!
Oh... You don't like that? ..Or do you just not like ME?!
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect
Like all your little loyal subjects do.
Sorry I'm not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you.
Well... I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a person, am I?
I'm just your problem.
Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I shouldn't have to prove anything to you
It's working! Look at the door!
I'm sorry that I exist, I forget what landed me on your blacklist
But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you.
So... why do I want to?
Why do I want to...
To... bury you in the ground
And drink the blood from your— ugh...
S3 E11Apple Thief
Tree Trunks, is there anyone you can think of who might want to crunk you up?
O-oh no, Finn. I take great care to assure that-that I'm loved by even the most heinous cretins and—
Hey, guys! I found something! Look! [Finn and Tree Trunks join Jake near the hole]
Ugh!
RPRaggedy Princess
Oh, heheh, hey, Finn! Heheh...
Oh, hey, Raggedy Princess. Have you seen anything fishy going on?
RPRaggedy Princess
Um, no, heheh. I've been kinda down in this hole for a long time. [laughs nervously] I got knocked down here by some ne'er-do-wells. It was terrible! I was so scared.
Ne'er-do-wells?! They stole my apples! [yells] I'm gonna sass those boys up nasty!
[laughs] Awesome. Where do we find these guys?
Oh... the Candy Tavern, man. I used to hang out there back when I used to snatch old ladies' purses. [Finn "boops"] Don't worry, I stopped doing that a long time ago. I didn't know it was wrong. [Finn "pings"]
Okay, you two, let's get going.
S3 E12The Creeps
GGummybuns
Maybe he'll be a steaming hot BABE with huge monay.
BButternubs (Jake)
Tut-tut, Lumpy Space Princess! What would your boyfriend Brad say?
GGummybuns
Brad and I broke up a long time ago, duh!
[gasp!]
GFGuy Farting (CB)
Now's my chance!
GGummybuns
No. WAY.
GFGuy Farting
But... I can make you happy!
GGummybuns
Puke OFF!! You big donut!
HHotbod (Finn)
Where's Beemo?
BButternubs
The ghost got him!
HHotbod
Don't you mean YOU got him? [throws PB off the balcony to couch and himself] GHOST??
Y-yeah, it was all a setup. The doors, Cinnamon Bun and BMO.... Oh, striz! BMO and Cinnamon Bun should be in the closet over there. Guys! Guys, guys! Come on, you guy- (Opens the closet to find CB's remains and a dismantled BMO. Jake screams with him as they witness this.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
S3 E13From Bad to Worse
[voiceover] "I was testing a sample of the zombie flesh I had saved when Cinnamon Bun came into the lab. He said he was hungry."
I'm hungry!
B2Bubblegum 2
Not now, Cinnamon Bun, I'm busy!
B1Bubblegum 1
[voiceover] "And that's when I made my mistake. I should have paid more attention to that poor fool."
[CB licks it, then consumes the flesh]
B1Bubblegum 1
[voiceover] "The Candy Zombie flesh he ingested was highly contagious." [CB groans, falls to floor behind the counter, and begins groaning violently]
B2Bubblegum 2
Cinnamon Bun? What did you... EEEEEEK!!!
SUGAR..!!
Just let Science to the work! Science is... MOOORRRAAAHHHH...!!!
NAAAAAOOH!!!
LLSP
GET THAT ZOMBIE OUTTA HERE! RAHH!!
RAAGH!!
LLSP
Aw naw. I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight. [...] GET THE LUMP.. OUTTA.. HERE!!
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