Wizard quotes from Adventure Time

Wizard

Whomever the hat possesses gains the proportional strength of a hat! Look out, he's got the horse again!!

Now, as one last LAST trial; SLAY THIS ANT!

Finn

Is it evil?

No! But it's... not good, either. It's neutral. Will you slay it?

Finn

...NO!

If you want the hero's Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!

Finn

Never... Never.. NEVER!!

Wuh-oh... [Finn kicks the wizard to smoke]

[enters the room] Congratulations, Finn the Human. Now you have truly reached—

Finn

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! [punches Keeper in the stomach]

Ooh!!

Finn

Oh no! Mr. Keeper, I'm sorry. Wha- Why are you wearing that little devil costume?

These are my pajamas... I was getting weady for bed...

Finn

Marceline! What's wrong with her?!

Wizard

She accidentally cast a sleep spell on herself, and now she's trapped in eternal slumber!

Finn

Tell us how to break the spell!

Wizard

I'll transport you into Marceline's mind, where you will walk through her memories and find the memory core.

Jake

Then what?

Wizard

Find the memory of Marceline casting the sleep spell on herself. At your touch, you and the memory will be transported back to reality.

Jake

But like, if you know all this, why not just do it yourself?

Wizard

Entering a person's mind can be dangerous. And I don't have any arms. Just legs. [stretches his right leg] Ungh... Yeah, here we go... Oh... [jabs his toe at Finn's forehead]

Finn

What? [a bright white light flashes out of his forehead] What'd you do to my forehead?

Wizard

When you get close to the memory, your forehead will glow. Here, take this. It's a sack of magic powder. Sit on the couch and sprinkle the powder on your head.

Finn

Like this? [he and Jake sprinkle the powder on their heads]

Wizard

Yep. Like that. Feel sleepy?

[yawning] Mm-hm...

Wizard

Good. Sleep now. But know this!

Huh?! / Whua?!

Wizard

If you fail, Marceline will be trapped in eternal sleep... FOREVER!!! [both gasp] And everr! And everrr~!!