[a red-suited Finn begins dancing into a musical number]
Round and round as the nature flows
It's like one big ring
Caterpillars eat plants
Small birds eat caterpillars
S6 E7Food Chain
Big birds eat small birds
Bacteria eats the dead big bird
From there, plants grow
Again, caterpillar eats the plant
FBFinn & Bubblegum
How natural, no waste, it is an endless chain
What an amazing, wonderful and excellent
How harsh, not careless, it's an endless chain
What an amazing, wonderful and excellent food...
Food chaaain!
S6 E9The Prince Who Wanted Everything
LLSP
It's me, Ice King.
Lumpy Space Princess?
LLSP
Yeah.
And you're doing this because you like me?
LLSP
No, Ice King, listen—I'monna give you the straight dope.
Okay.
LLSP
You're weird and old and you kidnap princesses.
I know!
LLSP
But I asked here tonight because I want to know what you think of this. [presents a book]
"The Prince Who Wanted Everything. A Fionna and Cake Adventure"? Hey, why isn't my name on there?
LLSP
I want you to read it, because you're their dad. Please be their dad right now and bring them to life!
[sigh] Okay, might as well. Least until the cops show up.
Citizens of this realm, I am the one and only heir to the throne of the Lumpy Space Kingdom. I mean, I used to be. I rebelled against my parents and now I'm a refugee.
[beat]
What's that? You wish to help me? I'm touched! Fetch me some clothes and I'll pay you handsomely, by petting you. First, I need freaky clothes! Cool freaky, not monster freaky. Oh, yes—and something to read as well, something mind blowing.
[the animals then leave]
Oh, wait! I also need servants! Recruit some locals, they won't mind.
S6 E10Something Big
SSun
[speaking to Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant] "Hey! Elephant. I'm more ancient than you. Someday, I will engulf the solar system. What was and what will be is meaningless. Meanwhile, you should wonder: are you just a two-headed pile of meat on a crash course with the cosmic dump, or do you contain the soul memory of a million dead stars? How do you light a candle without a match?"
S6 E11Little Brother
[narrating] Kent proceeded to relate his fantastic journey to me. It was all super good. But he had also partaken of the food of the underworld, and so he was compelled to return there by dewdrop law. That's what he said, at least. Maybe he was having second thoughts about infinite riches, true love, and eternal life. Or maybe he had just decided that fighting bad guys wasn't really his deal. But I do know this—free from the Rat King's cursed teeth, that spring, for the first time in many years, the willow tree was in bloom.
[to Shelby and his little brother Kent] You can chop up a worm and get two? I thought that was a myth.
Myth is a powerful force in my life, dude. So, the thing is, I don't know beans about being a big brother. Can you give me some tips?
Ah, it's easy. You just give him something sharp and get him to fight bad guys.
That's it?
Yeah, you might have to stretch all big if he gets in real trouble. But, yeah.
All right. Sounds good. [slithers off, Kent looks up to Jake]
KKent
Someday, you'll be Kent's food. [runs off laughing]
S6 E12Ocarina
[in the Candy Kingdom police station, Finn and Jake are sitting on a bench, with their wrists locked in handcuffs]
Man, can I tell you something? I don't even know what's going on here. I mean, like, what the heck is a deed?! How come he can buy our house when it's our house and Marceline gave it to us and we live there?! A-and now we're arrested?! This is crazy! [to a passing Banana Guard] IT'S CRAZY!! [the Banana Guard walks away]
Man, don't you know? The laws ain't made to help earthy cats like us.
They're not?
Nah, man. Listen. Here on our planet, back in the old days—back in the real old days—it was just every man for hisself, scrooblin' and scrat-scrobblin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys, and scrat-scrobblin'. And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were like, "The rest of you, y'all scrats get sand." And that's when they made the laws, you see. Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said, "This is fair now. This is the law." Once they were winning, they changed the rules up.
Whoa... just like Kim Kil Whan.
S6 E17Ghost Fly
Maybe some soup would take the edge off.
[....]
Eww, gross!! NASTY!!! [runs off, back and thwacks it with fly swatter] Yahh!
[it bangs off the side, wiggles and dies soon after]
I'm sorry you were born a fly and I had to kill you. You disgusting, disgusting creature.
BBMO
[offscreen] Kyah! Kyah!
BEEMO, PLEASE!!!!
S6 E19Is That You?
Dude, I can't believe I died. Jake, I'm sorry man, this doesn't feel right.
Prismo?! You're alive!
Well, not yet. Finn, in a second, you gotta stop yourself from waking up Jake.
Stop my who?
Shoot! Hide! [Jake camouflages behind Finn, with another Finn and Prismo coming closer]
F2Finn 2
Hey, are we gonna turn around somewhere? I feel like we're lost.
P2Prismo 2
No, I was just stalling, don't think about it. Come on, this way! [they exit, and everything's clear]
That who.
[...]
But wait, Jake — that means one of your alternate reality incarnations will sleep for eternity to keep me alive.
Cool, dude!
Okay, but Finn, I'm not sure what'll happen if you confront yourself. He might explode.
He me, or other me?
Y'know what? Forget it.
Shut it, Prismo. Heroes risk everything for their friends. Although I admit you're more Jake's friend than mine. Sometimes you can think someone is totally cool but you never become besties. Now I don't know why that happens. But regardless, let's do this! [exits]
Good luck!
Whoa, Finn, Hey, are you gonna wake up Jake?
F2Finn 2
Yeah. Is that gonna kill you again, though?
My past self is doing Plan B, right?
PLAN B!!
F2Finn 2
WHAT THE?! AAAAAA'AAAAAAAAHHH!!! [The other Finn explodes, transforming into a sword in the process, Finn grabs the sword]
This is me? This sword is me?
Finn Sword, dude.
Welcome Back, Prismo.
Thank you, Finn.
Welcome back, Prismo.
Thank you, Jake.
S6 E20Jake the Brick
Looks like our long-eared friend is on to something. Bunnies love to dig. He's making a supreme effort, and I think I can guess why. [the bunny digs up a carrot] That's right. A carrot, grown out here free and wild! Probably the result of a seed pooped out by a passing bird. [pan left to a rustling bush] But what's this? A mysterious rustling in the bush—could mean trouble. Mr. Bunny seems to think so. His sensitive whiskers quiver at the hint of imminent danger.
[the screen splits to show Beemo bringing Finn a bowl of popcorn. They sit on the couch and listen to Jake through the walkie-talkie]
Unfortunately for Mr. Bunny, this is what nature is all about. [a horned four-legged mammal emerges out of the bushes] It's a male deer. Not a threat to Mr. Bunny in the predatory sense, but still above him in the food chain. Mr. Bunny, wishing to avoid an encounter, hops away to safety.
[the deer then walks to the carrot and eats it]
Wow, deers are jerks.
Hey, man. You know I can hear everything you say, right?
What?! Ouhh... Garghh... No!! I had no idea!
Yeah, but you saw me leave the walkie-talkie and I left it on. You know that, right?
BBMO
Hi, Jake!
Hi, Beemo...
Need anything? A soda?
No.
..So what's Mr. Bunny doing now?
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BUNNY!! The bunny is incidental to the brick experiment.
Oh. Sorry, man.
[grumbles] Forget about the bunny...
Sorry, man.
BBMO
Sorry, Jake.
Look, we'll, uh... we'll leave you alone. [pushes in walkie-talkie antenna]
[Jake looks down at his walkie-talkie for a beat]
Finn? Are you still there? Finn? BMO?
S6 E21Dentist
Tonight, light's out. Tomorrow, your eyes out!
S6 E24Evergreen
CChatsberry
I just think we should discuss this, Evergreen.
Discuss?! Are you listening, Chatsberry? When this comet hits, everybody dies. Not just everybody but us—but us.
BBalthus
Now, now... Hold on, Evergreen. Hath not a comet impacted our world every thousand years with no lasting grievousness?
Ahh... But this, Balthus, is no ordinary comet. Behold!
[he conjures a gigantic ice lens magnifying on the green, deathly comet]
See how it writhes? It aches for our extinction! It—
CChatsberry
But Evergreen, even if the comet is as dangerous as you say, what can we possibly do?
We build a crown.
CChatsberry
A crown?
Like none seen before or ever after! A magical crown whose phantasmal circuitry will bond to its first bearer, and grant him his one deepest wish... To destroy the hideous comet which threatens our world! The good news is, I already built the crown. The bad news: it needs a power source—the enchanted ruby eyes of the ancient lava-dog Magwood! And that's where you come in.
CChatsberry
Wait, wait! Evergreen, please. Wish magic is really the real deal. This wish may see things in you you cannot see yourself. Can you truly say you know your heart's truest desire?
BBalthus
I'm with Chatsberry. If this comet hits, we four indeed may perish, but the elements we embody—fire, ice, candy and slime—will live on. But a misplaced wish could cause irreversible damage to the very structure of existence!
Well, that's just great. What about you, Slimy-D?
SDSlimy-D
[beat, raps] Yo-yo, my name's Slimy-D and I'm here to—
BBalthus
Slimy-D stands with us.
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