I just think we should discuss this, Evergreen.
Discuss?! Are you listening, Chatsberry? When this comet hits, everybody dies. Not just everybody but us—but us.
Now, now... Hold on, Evergreen. Hath not a comet impacted our world every thousand years with no lasting grievousness?
Ahh... But this, Balthus, is no ordinary comet. Behold!
[he conjures a gigantic ice lens magnifying on the green, deathly comet]
See how it writhes? It aches for our extinction! It—
But Evergreen, even if the comet is as dangerous as you say, what can we possibly do?
We build a crown.
A crown?
Like none seen before or ever after! A magical crown whose phantasmal circuitry will bond to its first bearer, and grant him his one deepest wish... To destroy the hideous comet which threatens our world! The good news is, I already built the crown. The bad news: it needs a power source—the enchanted ruby eyes of the ancient lava-dog Magwood! And that's where you come in.
Wait, wait! Evergreen, please. Wish magic is really the real deal. This wish may see things in you you cannot see yourself. Can you truly say you know your heart's truest desire?
I'm with Chatsberry. If this comet hits, we four indeed may perish, but the elements we embody—fire, ice, candy and slime—will live on. But a misplaced wish could cause irreversible damage to the very structure of existence!
Well, that's just great. What about you, Slimy-D?
[beat, raps] Yo-yo, my name's Slimy-D and I'm here to—
Slimy-D stands with us.
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