Tiffany quotes from Adventure Time

Tiffany

[sees his watch beeping] Well, well. From the shadows of dream, the dog wakes to find its... uh... [reads lines on his arm] the dog wakes to find its mangy tail flopping in the dust like a fish in a tree. That fish is me, Tiffany! [jumps into laundry chute, laughing] I'm coming, Jake! I'm coming!

Tiffany

Tonight, light's out. Tomorrow, your eyes out!

Jake

Hi, guys. Were you waiting for me in the dark?

Tiffany wouldn't let us turn them on.

Tiffany

Never mind that! The real question is, what's that slo-no Finn know about this?

Jake

Nah, BMO's covering for me.

So what's the deal, Jake?

Yeah, why'd you call us back?

Jake

I got a job for you guys. [everyone gathers to him] One last score—the big one.

The Baker's Shard? [chuckles] Are you for real, man?

Hey, that's crazy, Jake. [out of sync] We always said, "play it safe."

Tiffany

Can't you see, guys? He's desperate. Somebody got to him 'cause he's soft now.

Jake

What the— pshhh! Tiffany! I'm the same Jake! I just stopped stealing, mostly! Because when you get older, you're supposed to get in other stuff, like graphic design or pottery. It's called "growing up"!

I don't wanna do poetry— I mean, pottery.

Jake

Dude! Are you guys on board or what?! You really got something better to do? Really?! I know you don't, Tiffany!

Tiffany

[roughly] Glom you, Jake.

How are we gonna split the Baker's Shard?

Jake

We ain't keeping it. I'm passing the shard off to a mystery dude. [the FL Bros. and Gareth slowly become shocked]

Tiffany

[growls] What the...?!

Jake

The dude has my kid. [Tiffany immediately goes to a mix of surprise and empathy; he starts crying] My little Jake Jr. [coughs, clears throat]

[beat] I'm in.

We're in.

Tiffany

I know that vault inside and out—every guard rotation, every camera, every hidden trap. And that safe is locked up so tight, it makes me wanna spit out my guts and cry about it. Do you even have a plan, Jake?!

Jake

I have the first part. Okay, let's freakin' do this!