LLSP
It's me, Ice King.
Lumpy Space Princess?
LLSP
Yeah.
And you're doing this because you like me?
LLSP
No, Ice King, listen—I'monna give you the straight dope.
Okay.
LLSP
You're weird and old and you kidnap princesses.
I know!
LLSP
But I asked here tonight because I want to know what you think of this. [presents a book]
"The Prince Who Wanted Everything. A Fionna and Cake Adventure"? Hey, why isn't my name on there?
LLSP
I want you to read it, because you're their dad. Please be their dad right now and bring them to life!
[sigh] Okay, might as well. Least until the cops show up.
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