Finn the Human quotes from Adventure Time

Jake

[takes off the orange blindfold off Finn] Surprise!

Finn

[examines the "surprise"] Orange blindfold? That is a surprise!

Finn

What do you think, Dr. Donut? Any clues?

[touches Mr. Candycane's skull] Hmm... I think it was the guy would screamed, "I'm gonna kill you." [all passengers murmur indistinctly]

Uh— no, no! I-it-it wasn't me, I swear!

Finn

Passengers, passengers! I don't think it was Colonel Candycorn.

Oh, well, well, thank you.

Finn

No! In murder mysteries, it's never the first person you think of — never ever.

So, who do you think it is?

Finn

[turns to Colonel] Colonel, do you have any enemies on this train?

Well, uh... well, just one. And his or her name is...

Finn

See?! I knew it wasn't him! But now we need to figure out who his enemy is. It could be anybody.

It could even be you.

Finn

[beat] ..Yes, it could—except I didn't do it.

But... we don't know that.

Finn

[points at him] You singled me out to take suspicion off yourself. Are you Colonel Candycorn's enemy?

What? No! I was just trying to join in on the conversation!

Finn

Suspect numero uno!

Finn

Rat traps! I really thought I was on to something.

Finn

You're the only remaining passengers, so the murderer is in this caboose.

Finn

Let me explain how I know who the murderer is. I saw Pineapple Guy skim through the sheet music—sheet music to a song that's very special to Lollipop Girl—a song that reminds her of Ice Cream Guy. Before Colonel Candycorn died, Dr. Ice Cream was in possession of a basket of cabbage, fish and eggs. And you, Pineapple Guy, have cabbage bits on your socks. And you, Chocolate Bar Guy... [holds a dictionary] does this dictionary look familiar? A dictionary which happens to contain the words... [opens dictionary, points at words circled in red pen] "rid," "guests," "at once"? [all passengers gasp heavily] But the real murderer is someone no one suspects. The real murderer is...

Finn

No-one was the murderer?!

Jake

The conductor's still on the train.

Finn

Oh, yeah... He did it.

Jake

Yay! You did it! You solved it, Finn!

Finn

I knew it — because he's creepy.

Jake

What?! Hmph...

Finn

I know — you knew he was the murderer all along. I couldn't have done it without you... you, you, you.

Jake

[hugged] Thank you...

Finn

[straining] We make a... great team, pal!

Finn

You feel kinda bony... WAHH!! [drops down Jake, bends down on his skeleton] Jake...? [he cradles and starts grieving over Jake's remains] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Heh heh heh heh... Hey.

Finn

How could you murder all those Candy People?! And... you murdered Jake on my birthday!

Yes, and you're next. [Finn lowers Jake's skeleton down and draws a nearby root sword]

Finn

Wrong!

Marceline

Hey look, Finn, I know Jake's your friend and all, but... if you really want Bubblegum to go to the movies with you, you've gotta like, stop listening to your dog and take some advice from a real girl.

Finn

But Jake said Phase 2 is powerful!

Marceline

Pbbt!! Heh, how is Jake going to know what girls want more than a real girl?

Finn

Yeah—

Marceline

Okay, great. So what we need now is something... fun. Girls love fun more than anything. Fun, fun, fun! If you can show Bubblegum that you're fun, she'll deffs wanna go to the movies with you.

Finn

Heheh, you said fun so much, it sounds all weird now. Fffun. Ff— [M touches his shoulder]

Marceline

So what do you like to do for fun, Finn?

Finn

Oh-oh! I like to wrestle! And fight!! ERRRRH!! ROARR!! ...But girls don't like that.

Marceline

No, no, that's perfect! All you need to do is get in there and wrestle Princess Bubblegum to show her how fun you are. [flies off]

Finn

[beat] Ffffffuuunnn. Ffffuuunn.

Marceline

Finn, you do not want to go down that road with me.

Finn

With you, I would walk down any road, milady — especially if it leads to the movies.

Marceline

Oh, yeah? No one would want to go to the movie with... [transforms into a black unearthly-like monstrosity] ..THIS!!!

Marceline

UWA HA HA HA HA!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW?!

Finn

..How do you like your popcorn?

Marceline

UGGGHHH!! [demetamorphosizes] You're starting to annoy me!

Finn

Well, then let's do something fun, like go to the movies!

Marceline

Get off me! [throws Finn onto the couch] Finn, I like you, but—

Finn

Headlock!!

Marceline

NO!! [armlocks Finn] Listen to me! I'm not gonna go to the movies with you! I just... don't like you that way.

Marceline

I'm sorry, Finn. I just... I don't want to date you.

Finn

Date me? Man, I just want to go the movies, but everybody hates me.

Marceline

Wait — you... don't want me to be your girlfriend?

Finn

Huh?! No!! MOVIES!!

Marceline

If you weren't looking for a girlfriend, then why were you romancing it up all day?

Finn

Cos Jake said couples nights have weird kissing requirements and romance-initiation rituals and whatever else.

Jake

I didn't really say all that. [mumbling indistinctly]

Marceline

Of course I'll go with you, Finn.

Finn

You will?

Marceline

Yeah, as friends.

Finn

Of course as friends.

Marceline

But no tongue.

Finn

Ye— what?!

Finn

Hey, Party Pat! You're the Chief and I totes respect that, but what we have to tell you is really important. And you said if we partied, we could talk.

But you haven't been partying.

Finn

WHAT?!?!

You move to music, but that's not dancing. You chew pancakes, but you're not tasting. To truly party, one must leave behind the problems that are troubling and open one's... [reveals a third eye] mind eye. [beat] I'm just kiddin'. You guys are party animals. This is just a sticker! [peels it off] You can stay in our cave as long as you want.

Finn

That's what I've been trying to tell you, man!! This isn't a cave! Y'all are partyin' in a monster's BELLYYYYYY!!!

[looks around] Oh, yeah. That makes sense. It's definitely the weirdest cave I've ever seen. Heh-heh.

Finn

So... you'll tell everyone to leave?

[slurps] Nah, we love it here.

Finn

But you're all gonna die if you STAY!!

Finn

Hey, excuse me! Excuse me! I dunno why you don't know this, but y'all are partyin' in a monster's stomach!

Thanks! I love dancing!

Finn

No! Y'ALL... are PARTYIN'... in a MONSTER'S... STOMACH!!

I think he wants to know where the bathroom is!!

IT'S OVER THERE!!!

Finn

What're you gonna wish for, dude?

Jake

Oh, y'know — that somethin' special only two bros can share.

Finn

I think I'm wishing for the same thing!

Jake

You mean the...

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!

Jake

Oh man, I wanna ride it so bad!

Finn

How do you even control those things?

Jake

You can't control it, dude — you have to let it GIVE you control.

Finn

Dang, Jake... your body's getting thin!

Jake

Hey, I got a nice bod!

Finn

Yeah, but right now? Uuh, not so nice.

Jake

Okay, well, you can take your weird body issues and tuck them somewhere private, whereas I can take my healthy body issues and— (gasp!!) Fight a golem!!

Finn

Uhh... what do you think?

Jake

Eh, I don't get it. It's just a bunch of random junk.

Finn

Yeah... I'm not engaged. I need to see something that reflects life as it is, but you know, entertaining.

Jake

Yeah, like a romantic comedy!

Finn

Exactly—an action-adventure!

Jake

Wait, that's not what I said!

Finn

Let's get to filming!

Finn

Jake, let's talk about our movie.

Jake

Okay.

Finn

I think we shot a lot of great stuff.

Jake

Uh-huh.

Finn

But I'm thinkin' only half of it is usable.

Jake

Me too!

Finn

Really?

Jake

Yeah, I was just thinkin' that!

Finn

That's great!

Jake

I know!

Finn

You actually agree it's an action-adventure!

Jake

Yep, it— Wait! No!!

Finn

What?!

Jake

Romantic comedy!

Finn

WHAT!?!

Jake

Whaddaya mean "what"?!

Finn

Who's right, Beemo?!

Jake

Yeah! Me or Finn?!

Finn

We'll ask him when he wakes up.

Jake

Why wait? [writes down a piece of paper] "Dear Beemo, please use only the best footage when cutting the movie. Love, Jake."

Finn

[takes pen and paper] "And Finn."

Jake

See you at the movie club, then!

Finn

Oh, I'll be there.

Jake

As well I.

Finn

As well I as well.

Lich

Finn....

Finn

Oh no! [all black]

Lich

Finn... Come.

Finn

Grrreeehh... Stop!!

Lich

Aren't you cold... Finn? Walk into the well... Finn. Aren't you cold?

Finn

[yelling] NO, I'M NOT! I'VE GOT A SWEATER ON!!

Finn

Get the camera, Jake!

Jake

I can't! I'm paralyzed by the cuteness!

Beemo! Beemo! Beemo! Beemo!

[pushes Finn and Jake aside] What? What? What? What?

Beemo, get the camera!

BMO is camera.

Finn

And hey, guys... Let's keep the acting subtle. Less is more.

Lumpy Space Princess

No way! First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, and then I'm gonna fall out of love, And then, I'm gonna totally fake die of a fake heart attack! "OH! MY HEART! MY HEART HURTS BECAUSE I FELL OUT OF LOVE! AND NOW I HAVE TO DIE! OOOOHHHHH!!!"

Jake

Come on Finn lest go home my thighs hurt

Finn

Okay Im keeping the branch

[waves his sword and arms of dirt start to drag Finn and Jake]Fools you don't leave until you de

Jake

Gotta liven up this unhallowed ground.. for Finn.] Fools you do not leave until you defeated all my glayator ghost.