Finn, you do not want to go down that road with me.
With you, I would walk down any road, milady — especially if it leads to the movies.
Oh, yeah? No one would want to go to the movie with... [transforms into a black unearthly-like monstrosity] ..THIS!!!
[she pummels Finn and Jake with her large appendages crashing every opening all over her house. She latches and carries Finn cackling]
UWA HA HA HA HA!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW?!
..How do you like your popcorn?
UGGGHHH!! [demetamorphosizes] You're starting to annoy me!
Well, then let's do something fun, like go to the movies!
Get off me! [throws Finn onto the couch] Finn, I like you, but—
Headlock!!
NO!! [armlocks Finn] Listen to me! I'm not gonna go to the movies with you! I just... don't like you that way.
[Finn closes his eyes and lies on the couch]
I'm sorry, Finn. I just... I don't want to date you.
Date me? Man, I just want to go the movies, but everybody hates me.
Wait — you... don't want me to be your girlfriend?
Huh?! No!! MOVIES!!
If you weren't looking for a girlfriend, then why were you romancing it up all day?
Cos Jake said couples nights have weird kissing requirements and romance-initiation rituals and whatever else.
I didn't really say all that. [mumbling indistinctly]
Of course I'll go with you, Finn.
You will?
Yeah, as friends.
Of course as friends.
But no tongue.
Ye— what?!
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