You're the only remaining passengers, so the murderer is in this caboose.
[all passengers gasp, murmuring distinctly at each other]
Let me explain how I know who the murderer is. I saw Pineapple Guy skim through the sheet music—sheet music to a song that's very special to Lollipop Girl—a song that reminds her of Ice Cream Guy. Before Colonel Candycorn died, Dr. Ice Cream was in possession of a basket of cabbage, fish and eggs. And you, Pineapple Guy, have cabbage bits on your socks. And you, Chocolate Bar Guy... [holds a dictionary] does this dictionary look familiar? A dictionary which happens to contain the words... [opens dictionary, points at words circled in red pen] "rid," "guests," "at once"? [all passengers gasp heavily] But the real murderer is someone no one suspects. The real murderer is...
[enter another tunnel; all passengers drop their skeletons on the floor. Finn gasps at Jake]
No-one was the murderer?!
The conductor's still on the train.
Oh, yeah... He did it.
Yay! You did it! You solved it, Finn!
I knew it — because he's creepy.
What?! Hmph...
I know — you knew he was the murderer all along. I couldn't have done it without you... you, you, you.
[hugged] Thank you...
[straining] We make a... great team, pal!
[they enter another tunnel...]
You feel kinda bony... WAHH!! [drops down Jake, bends down on his skeleton] Jake...? [he cradles and starts grieving over Jake's remains] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[pan right to the conductor on his skateboard, holding a wooden sword]
Heh heh heh heh... Hey.
How could you murder all those Candy People?! And... you murdered Jake on my birthday!
Yes, and you're next. [Finn lowers Jake's skeleton down and draws a nearby root sword]
Wrong!
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