Finn and Jake in “Storytelling”

Finn

Jake, Jake! Check it out! This true story is going to totally cure you.

Jake

Oh my gosh! What is it?

Finn

First, the leaf fell off a tree. Oh, but — wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

Jake

Spit it out!

Finn

The snail was on the leaf! [long beat] ..The end. [Jake then starts to recoil]

Jake

Oh, no... Now I feel a thousand times worse! Finn, a story's got to have excitement, romance, [pulls his cheeks] suspe-e-e-e-ense... and it has to have a happy ending. [sniffles]

Finn

But... I don't know how to make that stuff happen.

Jake

That's okay, buddy. Just... dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes — one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!!

Finn

I am not gonna let that happen, dude!

Jake

Then go get me that story. [hands him a piece of paper] And make sure it has all the stuff on this list.

Finn

I'll be back as fast as I can! [runs off] I won't let your guts blow out of your face!