Talking to ladies is hard.
No, it's not! Check it out, Snorlock! Finn, you be the guy snail, and I'll be... [morphs into a female snail] the chick snail.
Ugh! Gross, Jake!
Come on, man, we're just pretending. Do it for love.
[Finn looks down at Snorlock whimpering and wheezing]
Okay... I'll do it for this guy. [Snorlock gasps] Ahem... What's up, lady snail?
[high-pitched voice] Well, I'm just sitting here thinking about mating with snails.
..NO!! I can't do this, man!! I am out!! [turns away from Jake]
I'll mate with you!
We're just role playing, buddy.
Aww...
Here, Finn. This time you be the chick and I'll be the snail dude.
[Jake morphs his chick snail physique to a more muscular build, flexing his huge pecks]
Hey, baby. What's up?
...Uh— [Jake grabs his hand] wha?!
Mm-mm! [sniffs Finn's hand] Mm-mmm! [deep voice] Girrrl, you smell gooood. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?
[Finn looks terrified with his lips wiggling]
[morphs male to female snail back and forth] Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes!
Okay! Yes!!
See, Snorlock? Talking to ladies is easy. Just act like me.
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