Finn the Human quotes from Adventure Time

Finn

Hey, crystal guardian! Are you okay with Tree Trunks takin' a bite of that apple?

Jake

I'm okay with it!

I'm okay with it!

Jake

And I'm stupid!

And I'm stupid!

Finn

Jake, I just realized that Tree Trunks is old and bonkers. We can't take her through that evil dark forest!

Jake

Ahh, she'll be fine, everything's fine.

Finn

But the monsters!

Jake

It's faine! It's faine!

Finn

Are you sure? Cos she has ZERO adventurer training.

Jake

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, well it's fine! She'll be fine! Re-re-it's fine, it's fine, it's fine!

Finn

[laughs] Maybe it is fine.

Princess Bubblegum

It's called the Enchiridion. It's a book meant only for heroes whose hearts are RIGHTEOUS. ["PUCHHOO!!"]

Finn

Shmowzow!

Princess Bubblegum

The book lies in the top of Mount Cragdoor, guarded by a manly Minotar. It's waiting for a truly righteous hero to claim it!

Finn

Do you think I've got the goods, Bubblegum? 'Cos I am [pounds floor] INTO THIS STUFF!

Now, as one last LAST trial; SLAY THIS ANT!

Finn

Is it evil?

No! But it's... not good, either. It's neutral. Will you slay it?

Finn

...NO!

If you want the hero's Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!

Finn

Never... Never.. NEVER!!

Wuh-oh... [Finn kicks the wizard to smoke]

[enters the room] Congratulations, Finn the Human. Now you have truly reached—

Finn

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! [punches Keeper in the stomach]

Ooh!!

Finn

Oh no! Mr. Keeper, I'm sorry. Wha- Why are you wearing that little devil costume?

These are my pajamas... I was getting weady for bed...

Finn

[synthesized singing] Baby

Jake

Mm!

Finn

I know what you need

Jake

What's that?

Finn

You want your little baby socks

Jake

Whoo!

Finn

Baby

Jake

Yeah?

Finn

I know what you crave

Jake

Oh yeah, what's that?

Finn

You want to poop your pants all day long

Jake

Hey, how can you sing like that, dude?

Finn

Remember when I swallowed that little computer?

Jake

Oh yeah.

Jake

Finn, I know you don't want to hear this, but I think we should cut our losses and bring this fella back to where we found him.

Finn

We can't just abandon him! Look at him, Jake! He needs us now more than ever! We just need to take better care of you from now on, right, little guy?

Finn

JIGGLER!!!

Jake

Oh!

Finn

Wha... wh—

Jake

Finn? Okay.

Finn

WHAAHH!!

Jake

Our pet exploded.

Finn

AAAAGGHH...!!

Jake

Maybe we can scrape him up, and... ugh... [the Jiggler's upside-down head stretches down below]

Finn

[gasps] Oh, holy moly! Don't worry, Jiggler! We'll fix you!

Finn

Let's gather him up, Jake! He's all over the place! Even between the floorboards!

Jake

And the cupboards!

Finn

AND the galoshes!

Jake

I wonder... where's his heinie? [sees lower torso on record player] Found it! C'mere, you! Hey! Ugh!

Finn

Come on! Let's put him back together!

Jake

Okay!

Finn

Squeeze real hard. He's slipping!

Jake

I got him!

Jake

Well, at least he's all in one piece. [SPLAT!!] Sheesh... You think he's... dead?

Finn

No way! I won't let you die, guy! Not this time!

Jake

I bet you wish you were my butt.

Finn

What?

Jake

I bet you wish YOU were my butt, because then the Princess, y'know... No, wait... I bet you wish YOU were the Ice King and the Princess was my butt!

Finn

What!?

Jake

Hm... OH!! I bet you wish Bubblegum would KISS you too! Like the Ice King and my butt!

Finn

That's ridiculous!

Princess Bubblegum

You're totally jealous of Ricardio.

Finn

Not I'm not! I just don't like the way he talks to you. It makes me feel weird.

Princess Bubblegum

That's jealousy, hon.

Finn

I'm not jealous! [echo yell] I'M WEIRD!!!

Jake

Woof, man. This is going bad!

Finn

I found another bike, and more computers! What do you got?

Jake

I keep finding baby shoes! [flamethrows another iceberg] What the heck, man, and they're all lefties!

Finn

I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!

Jake

Yeah! Your gut's so huge and mouldable.

Finn

Hey!

Jake

Hold on a sec!

Finn

Hahahaha! Man, that tickles!

Jake

[moulded to IK] "I'm the Ice King! And I'll never find a bride because I'm such a tool."

Finn

[laughs] Alright, let me try. [moulds his gut to PB] "I'm Princess Bubblegum, and I'm a dork because I like science! I've also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is ATTRACTIVE!!"

Jake

Ha ha! That's a... Wait, what'd you say?

Jake

Hey... did you know that you both have an awesome sense of humor?

Finn

We do?

Jake

Yeah! Anyone have a joke?

Finn

Oh, I have a joke! Okay, okay. Knock knock!

Lady Rainicorn

Nuguseyo? (Who's there?)

Jake

She said, "who's there?"

Finn

Diarrhea!

Jake

Jyaega seolsalae. (He said, "Diarrhea.")

Lady Rainicorn

Eo, nado deul-eoss-eo. Mwoya, hanado jaemieobsjanh-a. (Yeah, I know. I don't think it was kinda that funny.) [sips goblet]

Finn

Did she say "Diarrhea who?"

Jake

Uh... no. No, she didn't say "Diarrhea who". She didn't. ...Say it.

Finn

Hey Grandpa, how're you able to fly if you don't have wings?

Lady Rainicorn

[old man voice] "Well, light travels from the sun, then bounces off of our planet, and back into our eyes so we can perceive color."

Jake

Whoa!

Lady Rainicorn

"My body can intercept that light, and dance around on it."

Jake

Baby, it's a little rocky in the back seat here!

Finn

[laughs] Shmow! That forest wizard is giving away free power rings!

Lady Rainicorn

"Do you wanna try gettin' some, Finn?"

Finn

YEAHS!!

Finn

A long time ago, when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. (boom boom!) Then I fell backwards (SPLAT!) and sat in my own boom boom. I cried for a day... but no one came to help me. That day I vowed to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem! And that's why I need to go. [leaves]

Jake

He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys.

Finn

Can you guys stop being so rough?

WHAT?

WHAT?

What? [bang!]

Whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you talking about, Finn?

Finn

Could you... just tone down the roughhousing a-a little?

What? [bang!]

Whoa-whoa-whoa-shh! It's alright, fellas. Finn, I'm sure this "tone down the roughhousing" thing has something to do with your boom boom, and I can respect that. BUT HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY MAKE ROUGHHOUSING LESS ROUGH!!?

Finn

WOO-HOO!! Nice job! Thanks to us, the village is saved. And we reclaimed a few of your twilight years.

Don't forget to thank me — for this was my plan for all of these 847 years.

Finn

No way! Your plan was to dupe a succession of rubes into keeping the asteroid at bay!

Perhaps you're right. No more giving out free powers. I hereby renounce all magic.

MY LIFE IS OVEEEEEEEEER!!!!!

Finn

Chill, man! You don't have to quit your job.

I don't?

Finn

Nah. Just don't take credit for ideas that aren't yours.

Oh... okay... Good idea. [To himself, as Finn and Jake leave] Glad I thought of it.