Finn the Human quotes from Adventure Time

Finn

Is this... James heaven?

Finn

Round and round as the nature flows

Finn

Well, if just being born is the greatest act of creation, then what are you suppose to do after that? [shot of Mr. Fox looking at the sky] Isn't everything that comes next just sort of a disappointment? [shot of Ice King standing in an empty Cloud Kingdom] Slowly entropy-ing until we deflate into a pile of mush? [shot of Bounce House Princess, now deflated in her panic room]

Finn

I'm sorry I couldn't stop you earlier. I lost control. And I realized when my arm went all nasty, that being out-of-control like that was so scary a-and painful. And that's how you must've felt after your brain jazz got fried by that eel, and you went bonkers on everyone. I wasn't strong enough to stop you. [crosses fingers with his metal ones] In a way, this is all my fault.

Finn

[in his mind before advancing the giant hovercraft] You got this, Finn Mertens. You're a buff little bionic baby.

Finn

[wearing seed packets around his face] Now I can look like an idiot while I freeze to death.

Finn

[encounters a giant bear] Giant bear? Come on! I fought the Lich at the edge of spacetime, man. You're out of your depth. You best just roll on, brah.

Finn

[entering the virtual reality world named "Better Reality"] Oh, wow. This place is objectively interesting.

Finn

Mathematical!

Finn

Hey, Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will they be filled with worms?

Bubblegum

No. If my decorpsinator serum works, then all the dead Candy People will look as young and healthy as you do.

Finn

[chest-pounding] Aaahh-AAAHH-AAAHHHH!!

Bubblegum

Pick up that platter, tough guy. [Finn opens platter with a dead mouldy Candy Person]

Finn

Old Mr. Cream Puff?

Bubblegum

[giggles] We used to date. [injects serum into Cream Puff]

Finn

Something's happening! Come on... come on!

Bubblegum

Work!

Finn

Algebraic!

Bubblegum

Wait, something's wrong.

SUGAR!!

Finn

Hey, look! The decorpsinator serum is working.

Bubblegum

No! This is wrong! They're not coming back to life, they're still dead! My decorpsinator serum — it's incomplete!!

Rah! Must eat sugar! Rugh—!

Finn

[pushes it down] You're grounded, mister.

Bubblegum

Oh, this is really bad. They're going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom!

Finn

Why?

Bubblegum

Because the Candy People are made of sugar, ya ding-dong!

[gets on Bubblegum's lap] Gimme some sugar, baby...

Bubblegum

Aah!

Finn

Chew on THIS!! [kicks it]

Bubblegum

Hee... Good one, Finn. Quickly! To the Kingdom!

Finn

[kicks another] Get a life!!

Jake

Finn, truth or dare?

Finn

Dare! Ha ha!

Jake

I dare you... to tell me the truth about what's goin' on in your mind. What were you and Bubblegum talkin' about when you were alone together?

Oooooohh!!

Finn

Um, uhh... The truth is... uhh... [visualizes Bubblegum behind Jake]

Bubblegum

"You promised you wouldn't frickin' tell ANYONE!! Aw, you're so cute, Finn."

Finn

Ahhh... The truth is... that I'd rather play dodge socks! [throws sock at Jake's face]

Jake

I'm not playing dodge socks until you stop dodging my questions! Hey... [sniffs sock] Old Mr. Cream Puff? Isn't he dead?

Finn

Uh, give me my sock back! Dodge socks was a bad idea!

Jake

Whoa! Look, dude, just tell me what's up, because you are crazier than a cannibal tonight.

Daughter! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?!

I had to, Dad. I'm trying to help them! SO DON'T LUMPING YELL AT ME!!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you just say?!!

I SAID LUMP OFF, MOM!! GJABLAHGARIHAGLRRR!!!

Finn

Uhh...

WHAT??

Finn

Vroom-vroom?

Oh, yeah. I need to borrow the car.

You had made your mother cry for the last time, Daughter! You are hereby banned from using the royal car! [slam!]

Shucks! I lumping hate them!

Finn

[fully lumpy] Oh yah! Being lumpy is the best!

Jake

Hey! Stop talkin to yourself, dum guy. Take your bawl and get outta here.

Finn

Fine. I don't want you to havvit anyways.

Jake

So I can't havvit now, eh?

Finn

That's right, it's mine!

Jake

[beat] Gimme that bawl!!

Finn

No! You can't havvit!

Jake

Givvit t' me!

Finn

No!!

Jake

I wannit! Givvit t' me!

Finn

You wannit that bad!? Go get it, then!

Ice King

What?! Who dares enter the Ice Kingdom?!

Finn

Aw... Ice King's here...

Ice King

You know why I'm here?! Do you know what ICE KING means!?!

Jake

Yeah, I know what Ice King means. A big NERD.

Finn

Oh-ho-ho! Holy cow!

Ice King

It means I'm king of ice! This is my domain, and you're violating ice world law — trespassing!

Jake

Come on, brother, we're just tryin' to beat the heat.

Finn

Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, and he is so hot...

Jake

[hits Finn's arm suggestively] Mmm-hmm.

Finn

No, no, wait, I take that back. I-I mean, not like sexy hot...

Jake

No — no, you do mean sexy hot.

Finn

No! I mean—

Ice King

I DON'T CARE!! This is my kingdom! You guys can't just scoot about on my land, willy-nilly, I've got rules here!

Finn

[sigh] Why don't you just try being cool?

Ice King

WHAT!?! I am the king! I am the king of- of c-cool— [rambling] THAT'S IT!!!

Ice King

Nice try, boy! Princesses, do you see? Did you see Finn fail?!

Jake

Don't worry, Finn. I'll get us out... with Key Hand! [morphs hand into key]

Ice King

Oh no, you won't! [zaps into the cage with everyone out of the way, onto Jake inside a block of ice]

Finn

JAKE!!

Ice King

Eat it.

Jake

I'm... I'm okay...

Finn

ICE KING!! YOU HAD BETTER EITHER SET US FREE, OR COME IN HERE AND FIGHT ME!! COS OTHERWISE.. I'M GONNA FLIP OUUT!!! [wailing at him through bars]

Ice King

Ooh, are you trying to hit me? Well, excuse me, because I have to go potty in the bathroom.

Finn

RRRR-ICE KING!!!!