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S1 E6

Adventure Time · Season 1, Episode 6

Jake and Finn in “The Jiggler”

Finn, I know you don't want to hear this, but I think we should cut our losses and bring this fella back to where we found him.

We can't just abandon him! Look at him, Jake! He needs us now more than ever! We just need to take better care of you from now on, right, little guy?

[the Jiggler's pressure builds up and explodes all of its magenta juices in front of Finn and Jake]

JIGGLER!!!

[the Jiggler's body stretches in every direction and drapes the inside of the Tree Fort like taffy]

Oh!

Wha... wh—

Finn? Okay.

WHAAHH!!

Our pet exploded.

AAAAGGHH...!!

Maybe we can scrape him up, and... ugh... [the Jiggler's upside-down head stretches down below]

[gasps] Oh, holy moly! Don't worry, Jiggler! We'll fix you!

[he whistles holding the Jiggler's head, but only makes raspberry noises]

Let's gather him up, Jake! He's all over the place! Even between the floorboards!

And the cupboards!

AND the galoshes!

I wonder... where's his heinie? [sees lower torso on record player] Found it! C'mere, you! Hey! Ugh!

Come on! Let's put him back together!

Okay!

Squeeze real hard. He's slipping!

I got him!

[they both squeeze the Jiggler as hard as they could, and press it back into an indistinguishably disgusting mass]

Well, at least he's all in one piece. [SPLAT!!] Sheesh... You think he's... dead?

No way! I won't let you die, guy! Not this time!

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