It's called the Enchiridion. It's a book meant only for heroes whose hearts are RIGHTEOUS. ["PUCHHOO!!"]
Shmowzow!
The book lies in the top of Mount Cragdoor, guarded by a manly Minotar. It's waiting for a truly righteous hero to claim it!
Do you think I've got the goods, Bubblegum? 'Cos I am [pounds floor] INTO THIS STUFF!
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