I bet you wish you were my butt.
What?
I bet you wish YOU were my butt, because then the Princess, y'know... No, wait... I bet you wish YOU were the Ice King and the Princess was my butt!
What!?
Hm... OH!! I bet you wish Bubblegum would KISS you too! Like the Ice King and my butt!
That's ridiculous!
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