Dustin! What happend?
I fell down a hill.
Not with you, with Mark!
S3Quarantine
STOP IT! Stop it right now! [everyone else turns to him] I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks! [they look at him, dumbfounded] Yeah, I called you freaks!
WE'RE freaks?! You're the one who's sitting there, [her voice gets quieter] staring at yourself in the mirror! [Logan looks at her] You're the one who's sitting there- [she puts her hand near her throat] ...My voice! I lost my voice! [everyone cheers except her]
All RIGHT!
YES, about time!
You're all so mean! [cries]
You people are disturbed!
Pretty much.
It's true, my roommate's a freak! [Quinn looks at her] Lola.
Oh.
S3Dance Contest
(listening to mp3 player) I'm just another kind of girl, and you wanna be my squirrel..
(in British accent) Oh, look, it's my gorgeous roommate, Zoey Brooks, with a bottle of Blix in her hand.
...Should I call the campus psychologist?
(talking to Gene on the phone) Hey, Gene! You wanna be in the dance contest with my friend, Zoey? She's cute and boyfriendless!
You're such an idiot. (takes the phone out of Lola's hand)
Teach me to dance, or I'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year's American Idol finale.
S3Favor Chain
Why would you want a date with Logan?
Have you seen him? He's scrumptious! AND HIS ARMS! Oh, his arms! (swoons)
Go and drink your glove!
(squeals and picks up swabs) You hear that, my little cotton-topped friends? Soon, I'll be Mrs. Stacy Reese! (throws swabs and squeals)
S3Zoey's Ribs
(picks Coco's laundry) Uh...Coco? You forgot your pillowcase.
That's my underwear. (takes laundry and walks away)
(looks at hand in horror) Well...Now, I have to go boil my hand....
Aww...Now that's nice.
What's nice?
Seeing you two cooperate.
Well, ribs do bring people together.
(police sirens heard from out of nowhere and police cars arrive)
Why are the police here?
PLPierre LeMange
(recognizing one of the cops) John Jones! (drops plate of ribs and runs off)
JDetective Jones
There he is!
(Detective Jones whistles as he and the police chase Pierre LeMange as he runs)
PPolice Officer
He's running!
(Pierre LeMange runs towards the steps, but a tenth grader blocks his way)
PPolice Officer
Get him!
(Pierre LeMange runs towards the other side)
PPolice Officer
Don't let him get away!
(The police finally catch Pierre LeMange and tackle him on the ground)
JDetective Jones
Cuff him, fellas!
What was that about?
PPolice Officer
(puts handcuffs on Pierre LeMange) You're under arrest. Come on, let's go.
(confused) Why is Pierre LeMange under arrest?
JDetective Jones
Well, this guy's not Pierre LeMange.
(outraged) WHAT?!
JDetective Jones
He's an imposter. He goes around the country pretending he's Mr. LeMange so he can get free stuff and special V.I.P. treatment.
(outraged) No way!
(outraged) For real?!
JDetective Jones
Yup. We've been chasing this guy ever since the Burbank tamale festival.
(outraged) Oh, my God!
(confused) Burbank has a tamale festival?
JDetective Jones
Put him in the car.
(The police put the fake Pierre LeMange in the back of the police car)
(running after the fake Pierre LeMange) WAIT! WAIT FOR COCO!
PPolice Officer
(through bullhorn) Step away from the car!
FPFake Pierre LeMange
(as police car drives away with him in it) Uh, you have sauce all over your face.
(sarcastic) Great! This whole rib cook-off was for nothing!
No it wasn't.
Yeah, we had some fun, had some ribs, got to see some cops tackle some fake dude.
S3Drippin' Episode
Are you feelin' flumpy?
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