(police sirens heard from out of nowhere and police cars arrive)
Why are the police here?
(recognizing one of the cops) John Jones! (drops plate of ribs and runs off)
There he is!
(Detective Jones whistles as he and the police chase Pierre LeMange as he runs)
He's running!
(Pierre LeMange runs towards the steps, but a tenth grader blocks his way)
Get him!
(Pierre LeMange runs towards the other side)
Don't let him get away!
(The police finally catch Pierre LeMange and tackle him on the ground)
Cuff him, fellas!
What was that about?
(puts handcuffs on Pierre LeMange) You're under arrest. Come on, let's go.
(confused) Why is Pierre LeMange under arrest?
Well, this guy's not Pierre LeMange.
(outraged) WHAT?!
He's an imposter. He goes around the country pretending he's Mr. LeMange so he can get free stuff and special V.I.P. treatment.
(outraged) No way!
(outraged) For real?!
Yup. We've been chasing this guy ever since the Burbank tamale festival.
(outraged) Oh, my God!
(confused) Burbank has a tamale festival?
Put him in the car.
(The police put the fake Pierre LeMange in the back of the police car)
(running after the fake Pierre LeMange) WAIT! WAIT FOR COCO!
(through bullhorn) Step away from the car!
(as police car drives away with him in it) Uh, you have sauce all over your face.
(sarcastic) Great! This whole rib cook-off was for nothing!
No it wasn't.
Yeah, we had some fun, had some ribs, got to see some cops tackle some fake dude.
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