You wanna beat me up? Then do it. It's not gonna change things.
FPFootball player
It'll change your face!
Touché.
S3The Great Vince Blake
They hit....
MMicheal
and punched....
and kicked....
It was a medley of pain.
Just keep your mouth shut, because we'd hate to see you get hurt.
S3Silver Hammer Society
I've been looking for you.
Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.
I am?
Chase, if you want to be a member, you have to pay attention.
I don't want to be a member.
Then why are you here.
I... Live here...
(gives a gift to a "Silver Hammer") This is just to let you know I'm interested.
SHSilver Hammer
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone.
But wait, wait, wait.... I didn't mean...
S3Michael Loves Lisa
If you need to speed up, just hit the red button.
But I'm scared of the red button.
Stop being a baby. (starts up the go-kart)
Hey, hey, hey! There is nothing funny about a young man with a scooter caught in his pants!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, there is.
There really is.
How'd it happen?
[to Zoey] It's her fault!
How's it my fault?!
You went and got me all excited about Lisa, then I got nervous!
You like Lisa? Aw, how cute!
Oh, it is NOT cute! I can't even talk to the girl without something like this happening!
Awwwww.
S3Zoey's Balloon
Now, tell us who's blackmailing Zoey or Princess Ablangada's gonna take a bath.
FFirewire
A bath?
In chloropeptic acid!
FFirewire
You can't do that! She's in her original packaging! (Lola turns the chair he is tied in to face Quinn and her acid) NO!!!!!
If you want to save the princess, then you'd better tell us who's blackmailing Zoey.
Help her, Firewire. You're her only hope.
(to Rebecca) Why? What did I ever do to you?
You made Chase break up with me.
No, she didn’t.
Chase broke up with you because you're a bucket of nuts.
S3Chase's Grandma
TMr. Thatcher
Is that an oatmeal raisin cookie?
Yes?
TMr. Thatcher
Gimme the cookie, and I'll let it slide. (she does, and he takes a bite of it) You are LUCKY.
[after Mr. Thatcher warns Lola and Quinn not to tamper with the vending machine]
[imitating Thatcher] "You are not to tamper with this machine."
"Unless you want detention."
We're gonna get your arm out of that thing.
And finally, get my reduced fat Doodlecake out of there.
Will you forget about the Doodlecake?!
Um, NEVER!
[Michael's alarm clock is ringing and Lola's cellphone is going off, and they get frustrated trying to shut them off]
Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?
I'm trying! This thing won't... it won't stop!
[Logan enters the room gargling, and Quinn is hitting her power drill. Chase stares at them and then...]
Okay, that's it! You people .are too loud! [he takes his computer and starts to leave]
Oh, wait! Happy birthday!
BLAH! [he walks out]
He doesn't seem too happy for a birthday boy.
S3Quarantine
Hello...
Hello...
Hello...
ATAll Three Boys
HIIIIIII!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.