You know, most girls' biggest problems with their roommate is they borrow their clothes without asking. I've got one who loses rats, shoots me in the head with plasma bolts, and fills my room with homemade nerve gas.
...Thanks...
Which, apparently, doesn't work too well.
Oh! Why isn't he unconscious?!
I'm gonna go get some coffee. [she leaves]
[to the rat] Don't you feel lightheaded?! Drowsy?! ...Oh, you are smarter than I am.
Who cares? I've gotta go prove to my rat that no rodent can outsmart Quinn Pensky. Are ya ready for me, rat? Are you ready for a piece of Quinn?!
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