Zoey 101 · Season 1
Mark! You're on a date with HER?
No! I'm... on a date with Chase!
Um, it's true. We had a picnic.
Sparkling juices and everything, I saw it all.
Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me, Mark! We are done! Oh-ver!
Courtney.
Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend!
(confused) Who dated you?
You may have movie star good looks, but I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark!
But...
I said "Good day"!
No more "Grass"! I can't take it!!
Coming up next... "Weeds".
And now back to "Grass: Nature's Carpet!"
Okay, why are we watching this?
I hate this experiment!
I heard that!
GOOD!
Are you sure people are going to pay money to smash a watermelon with a bat?
Of course, boys love to smash things.
It's true!
We do enjoy the smashing!
Tell that to Mr. Bermin when he sees what we've done to his baby.
What do you think he'll say?
He'll probably start with, "Give me my four-thousand dollars back!"
Is it true?
What?
That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling?
Sorry, but Drake's not coming.
How come?
His manager wants 5000 bucks.
So get it.
(sarcastically) Sure, we can just get it from the 5000 dollar store.
(to Drake) Hey, you're Drake Bell!
Yes, I am.
Hey, it's him!
You're you!
I'm me.
(to Drake) You are.
(Talking in code) Zoey, the rabbit's in the hole!
Huh? What rabbit?
[sighs] Stacey's at the store and the deal's goin' down! [mumbling to himself] And ya try to be cool.
Massage my shoulders.
Are you out of your mind?
Come on, I hurt! Friends don't let other friends hurt.
Well, these headphones are hurting my ears! What? You wanna massage my ear hole?
(Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine) Your best friend borrows your lipgloss...without asking!
(gasp)
What do you do? A, find a new best friend. B, push her down a flight of stairs, or C...
What? It doesn't say that!
Well, yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!
I pick B, down the stairs she goes!
(about new jukebox) Yep, that's definitely juketastic! (Zoey gives Chase weird look. A few seconds later)
(about new jukebox) Man, that's juketastic!
All right. Mr. Matthews, you just bought yourself another lap.
Can I return it?
Just give me a minute.
What's she doing?
Making oatmeal.
(pukes)
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