[after hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring] Read the message.
[reading] "Hey, Zo, do you think Mr. Bender knows his zipper's down?"
S1School Dance
[answering a personality quiz] "What is your favorite activity?" Meeting cute guys. Next question: "What is your number-one pet peeve?" Not meeting cute guys.
S1Little Beach Party
You got a signal?
No, only sand in my butt!
(to Logan) Are you sure you gave the taxi driver the right directions?
Mystic Beach is exactly 57 miles north of PCA.
No, Mystic Beach is south of PCA!
Dustin, are you sure?
Who are you going to trust: me or pretty boy?
Will you tell me where babies come from?
Absolutely not.
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