Jami quotes from You Can't Do That on Television

Hey Moose, we Indians gave the white man tobacco and taught him how to smoke.

Well I'm sure your ancestors meant well, Jami, but from what we know now about smoking, I don't think it was such a good idea.

Meant well? You gotta be kidding! We wanted all the white men to die of lung cancer.

Thanks.

No sweat. [grabs Christine around the neck and starts to strangle her]

Jami! Are you smoking?

No sir, I'm Burning.

Oh! Oh! Oh! [grabs pail of water and dumps it over Jami's head; throws the rest of it on Kevin, who is sitting behind Jami]

I'm JAMI Burning! That's my name, stupid!

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

So you want to eat horse eh, Burna? You've come to the right place.

[Appearing behind the kitchen] Duuuuhhhh, I heard that.