ECEl Capitano
That's one sneeeeeky keed!
El Capitano
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ECEl Capitano
[During the firing squad sketches] Ready, aim...
Scenes with El Capitano 3
[Brodie is shivering right as he's about to be executed]
ECEl Capitan
Ready, aim-- Oh, come on! Stop your shivering and get shot like a man.
I'm cold.
ECEl Capitan
Oh, alright. I'll give you my coat you wimp! (places his coat on Brodie) Come on, put your hand in there. Get the other hand in there. Come on. Alright. Ready, aim... (Brodie shivers) What's the matter?
I'm still cold.
ECEl Capitan
Alright, I tell you what, you go over there and get warm by the fire. (El Capitan is shot) That is one sneaky kid! (collapses)
[Alasdair is at the firing squad.]
ECEl Capitan
Ready... aim... [Alasdair sticks a card on El Capitan's back] Wait, wait. [To Alasdair] What'd you do? You put a sign on my back. Childish trick, you stuck a sign that probably says "Kick Me"?
No.
ECEl Capitan
Alright, we'll find out. Amigos, [walks in front of Alasdair] the sign on my back, what does it say?
[He turns around, revealing the card reads "FIRE".]
AAmigos
"Fire"! [El Capitan gets shot.]
Shot in the back by his own firing squad.
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KKid
Wait a minute, wait a minute, stop the execution!
ECEl Capitano
What is it this time?!
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