I'm leaving. It looks like I'm the only one around here with any dignity!
CCameron
Is that my watch?
I'm not going to dignify that with a response!
S5 E22May Divorce Be With You
S5 E2323
Gosh, Grace, it was so sweet of you to cook Will and Karen dinner.
Well, you know, I just figured after a long day at the divorce hearing, it would be nice to come back to a home-cooked meal.
You're so generous. I swear, if you weren't Jewish, you'd definitely go to heaven.
Thanks Jack. And if you weren't gay, you'd go there, too.
LFLorraine Finster
[whispering] Pssst. I'd like you to have all your things out by tomorrow morning, all right?
[whispering] Oh, okay. Oh, pssst. I'd like you to eat me.
S5 E2424
[Grace is torn between going on a luxurious vacation with Karen and going on a grueling Doctors Without Borders assignment with Leo]
Why don't you go? I love you, but let's face it: The idea of you doing something selfless is a joke.
I love that you get me!
[Karen's elderly, nearsighted driver is steering the ship]
That's the captain? That's your limo driver!
Drive a car, drive a boat, drive a plane...As long as I'm drunk, what's the difference?
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