You know how every school has that girl all the other kids make fun of? Bad at sports, a little overweight, friends with the lunch ladies?
I was that girl.
S3 E22Sons and Lovers
[Jack is videotaping an award acceptance speech]
I want to show them I'm sincere, but I haven't gotten that far in my acting class. We're still on "learning how to listen"...which I don't know how to do, so I just open my eyes really wide and nod.
S3 E23Last of the Really Odd Lovers
Look, I have a really great time with you, but you're 23.
And 3 quarters.
See, just the fact that your age has fractions in it...
S3 E24Part 1
[Will, Jack and Nathan are drinking to Jack's dead father, whom none of them ever actually met]
[toasting] Here's to you, Joe — we hardly knew ye. [pause] In fact, we didn't know ye at all.
S3 E25Part 2
Grace, if you're gonna think I'm gay every time I pass out with men, you're in for a lifetime of heartache.
I'm 27 years old. I'm not getting any younger.
Really? Because in that last sentence, you just became 5 years younger.
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