Nathan quotes from Will & Grace

Nathan

Grace, if you're gonna think I'm gay every time I pass out with men, you're in for a lifetime of heartache.

Grace

You and I, we have to stay focused. You know how sharks are eating machines? We are shopping machines. That means all we do is shop and poop. Shop and poop. Got it? So, what are we going to do now?

Nathan

God, I hope it's shop.

Nathan

Ahh, there's nothing like hoppin' on your hog first thing in the morning and riding it 'til your butt gets tired.

Jack

You're preaching to the choir, okay?