HBHelena Barnes
You're a strange child, aren't you?
Why do the British always insult you and then ask you to agree with them?
HBHelena Barnes
Maybe because we think all you Americans are a tad silly. Don't you think?
S2 E22My Best Friend's Tush
S2 E23Pt. 1
You and Ben?
Hey, you were the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice - twice.
[Grace and Ben are slow-dancing on his conference table]
You should consider yourself lucky. I normally get $500 an hour for the work I do on this table.
That's it? I wouldn't get out of bed for $500.
Really? Would you take a check?
Either you just said something incredibly romantic, or you just called me a prostitute.
S2 E24Pt. 2
Who let you in?
Your butler.
[snorts] You mean ex-butler.
Speaking of exes, it's going to be nice being your ex-lawyer. Not having to kiss your ass or pretend that you're interesting is going to free up a lot of my time. I might even learn a language.
Honey, if you look inside this purse, I'm giving you a little sign language right now.
See, the problem is that you're trying to make me Will, and I'm trying to make you disappear. How about we compromise and you make me scrambled eggs?
Jack, look where my foot is. I could scramble a couple of eggs from here.
Oh, Grace. I'm not like all the other men in your life - I will hit you.
Bring it on, nancy!
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