See, the problem is that you're trying to make me Will, and I'm trying to make you disappear. How about we compromise and you make me scrambled eggs?
Jack, look where my foot is. I could scramble a couple of eggs from here.
Oh, Grace. I'm not like all the other men in your life - I will hit you.
Bring it on, nancy!
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