William Elizabeth Truman. You put our friendship over having a one night stand with a hot guy who's on TV every night.
[smiles] Yeah, I guess I did.
You dumb bitch.
S10 E8Anchor Away
S10 E9Family, Trip
You and Estefan are really getting married.
Our time has come. Before I was ready to settle down, I just had to get a couple guys out of my system... then in my system... and then back out of my system.
Honey, we need to do something about your doorman. He's a little handsy.
We don't have a doorman.
Ah. Well, that makes sense. What kind of doorman would test people for colon cancer?
S10 E10Dead Man Texting
OK, honey, BRB. I'm gonna go powder the inside of my nose.
RRex
You don't remember me, do you?
Oh, of course I do. [pause] OK, give me a clue.
RRex
I'm Rex. We went out last year.
A little more.
RRex
We slept together. You said you'd call, and you never did.
[pause] Yeah, I'm gonna need a little more than that.
RRex
We went to my parents' house for Christmas.
Oh, my God, of course! I'm so embarrassed. Can you ever forgive me, Johnny?
RRex
I already said my name was Rex!
Yeah, I'm in the middle of something, Johnny, gotta go.
S10 E11The Scales of Justice
Ugh, I can't believe how full I am. This food baby's daddy better make an honest woman out of me.
[Karen's stepdaughter is one of Will's students]
OOlivia
So, how is she? I mean, does she still sleep in a casket and live off the blood of villagers?
It would be inappropriate for me to answer that question, but yes.
OOlivia
I shouldn't have said that. It's misogynistic to refer to women as monsters or associated with the occult. I should have just called her a bitch.
S10 E12The Pursuit of Happiness
You know the best part about teaching? I can ride my bike to work because I don't have to get all dressed up.
Or, is the best part that you're in a position of power and there are all these hot young guys around, and if you ask them out, they have to say yes, or you'll fail them?
You do understand the difference between a law school and a porno set in a law school, right?
That was your First Lady trying to fix me up again.
Not sure we really trust her taste in men.
Like she had a choice.
S10 E13The Real McCoy
I'm gonna call some designers and drum up votes. Once again, I find myself begging gay men to love me.
MMcCoy
I came on too strong and freaked Will out. I mean, I've known him for two days, and I've already met his mother, found out what kind of perfume she likes and seen what her house looks like on Google Earth.
At least you don't know what Kevin Bacon's trash smells like.
S10 E14Supreme Courtship
You hurt the feelings of my male fiancée - or "Boyance", if you will.
I guess that makes you "Gay-Z".
I'm gonna get my boyfriend a Valentine's Day gift, because even if he doesn't believe in romance, I do.
CDCab driver
That's sweet. When you say "boyfriend", you really mean "cat", right?
S10 E15Bad Blood
It'll be nice to connect with your dad, and for you to bond with my mom...
I'm already close with your mom.
You're listed in her phone as "Will's Jewish friend".
Mr. Adler, have you taken any recreational drugs in the last 24 hours?
MMartin
No.
Great. [hands him a cup] I'll give you 20 bucks to fill this up with your urine.
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