[to her maid] Jasmine, you have such beautiful hair. I wanna see it on the dresser by bedtime. [Jasmine leaves, horrified] You know, some people say thank you when they get a compliment.
S8 E8Swish Out of Water
Well, I did it. Today I stuck it to The Man!
Finally. That was a long dry spell.
S8 E9A Little Christmas Queer
[to Will] I can't wait to meet your gay nephew.
You guys think everyone is gay. Jordy's only nine. It's no big deal that he went as Wonder Woman on Halloween.
He didn't go as Wonder Woman, Grace. He went as Lynda Carter.
[about her granddaughter] She's adopted, but I love her like she's real.
S8 E10Von Trapped
[Grace invites Will to a costumed showing of The Sound of Music.]
I don't know. Gay guys and sing-alongs? It's all a little obvious, don't you think? I don't want to act like a stereotype. [takes a sip of milk, spits it out] This is whole milk. I just drank whole milk! Great, now I'm fat, and I'll never find love!
[on the phone with Grace] I think I met someone.
I don't see how that's possible, because every gay man in the city is in this theater. There's so much lisping going on it's like someone poked a hole in the lobby.
S8 E11Bathroom Humor
You know what I hear when you talk? "Duh Duh Blah Blah Blah"!
You know what I see when you talk? William Hurt in a wig!
If you were worried we'd cancel our dinner, why didn't you just say so?
Well, I'm a proud woman, Jackie. It's not easy for me to talk about my feelings. Plus, I'm high most of the time, so there's that.
S8 E12Forbidden Fruit
[singing] Hush, little gay boy, don't you cry...
Now, back to my office. I want it to look more masculine.
Then stay out of it.
S8 E13Cop To It
[Will thinks Ellen is pregnant]
This is so annoying. Another kid, another gift. I'm so tired of rewarding straight couples for not wearing a condom.
You two belong together. If not for love, then for the simple fact that no one else is gonna take you!
S8 E14I Love L. Gay
Thanks a lot, Karen! I took your advice and tried to be a father to Elliot, and we got into a fight! He said I wasn't his real father and he stormed off!
Oh, honey, he didn't mean it. Mason and Olivia say horrible things about me...and sometimes to the police!
James' green card marriage fell through. He has to go back to Canada.
How awful for him! Those Canadians are so smug with their health care and their gay rights. It's easy to be like that when you're not a real country.
S8 E15The Definition of Marriage
Have you ever been to Canada? It's like Michigan without any culture.
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