Whenever my friends and I talk about who works for the craziest bitch, I always win.
S7 E17The Birds and the Bees
Jackie, you've been out here for so long. You must be freezing! Here, I brought you some soup.
This is gin.
It has noodles in it.
S7 E18The Fabulous Baker Boy
I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!
[about Karen's pastry chef] The man is an artist. You wouldn't fire Picasso, would you?
I would and I did. He put both breasts on one side of my body. I wouldn't take it from plastic surgeon and I wouldn't take it from him.
S7 E19Sour Balls
I was just having an executive's meeting at OutTV, and I had a huge realization.
That, six months ago, all of you were cater waiters?
That, six months from now, all of you will be cater waiters?
Will, you're mean. Karen, you're hilarious.
It's hard to believe that this is an up-and-coming gay spot.
Are you kidding? This place is so gay the state bird is a condom.
S7 E20The Blonde Leading the Blind
Rosie, as a reward for all your hard work, I made you a nice big turkey sandwich. It's hanging from a string off the balcony. If you can grab it, it's yours!
Great. I put a tarantula in the liquor cabinet. If you can find it, it's yours!
She wants to study me. She thinks I'm interesting.
You're not interesting! We passed, like, 20 of you on the way here!
S7 E21It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World
Ah, you missed a great wrap-party at White Castle last night. Woho, it was off the hook!
Karen, what could you possibly see in Mr. Wolff? He's creepy and weird!
Honey, how could you say that? And after all the lovely things he said about you while he was watching you in his home office!
S7 E22From Queer to Eternity
My catchphrase is "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case." You figure it out.
Honey, I have connections. I can get him a part.
Fantastic! But wait - if you have connections, why have you never gotten me a part?
Honey, I said I had connections, not superpowers.
S7 E23Friends With Benefits
You're cute - and I usually find redheads hideous. So tell me, does the carpet match the drapes?
TTom
I don't know. I've got wood floors.
[to his contact] He took the bait. "Operation Getting Will Truman to be a Lawyer Again" is a success. I know it's long, but it says what it is, and we agreed that I would get to name the operation this time and you would get the bagels.
S7 E24Kiss & Tell
I'm all about helping people. It's what I do.
You don't know what you do. You start this charity job today.
That's right, and starting today this big blue marble is gonna be a better place.
Wow. If someone can figure out how to eat smug, you could feed the whole world.
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