Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Lauren

Oh, it's just a ring.

Holly

Wait wait wait, let me see, let me see it!

Vic

How's that for Val's birthday present?

Holly

Oh my god, it's gorgeous. It's so much prettier than any of her other wedding rings.

Tina

(about Lauren) Oh my God! She turned it around and pulled the surprise party out of her ass!

Holly

If only she could pull some morals out of her ass!

Holly

You should totally give her the ring now.

Vic

No, no... there's too many people. I want to give it to her when we're alone. I want it to be perfect.

Holly

What's more perfect than doing it in front of all the people she loves? And Tina.

Holly

(gasps) Oh my gosh, you're on a bus bench? Vince, look how big your head is!

Vince

I know! I have a big head. People trust people with big heads.

Holly

Hmm, yes, you know what, you're right! Who wouldn't want to buy an apartment from that big head?

Holly

Did you see the atrocity?

Tina

I know, how could you miss it? Vince and that Robyn are plastered all over the city.

Holly

Okay, so we gotta get us some giant Sharpes. I'm thinking black teeth and her original nose.

Tina

Oh, come on Holly, you're better than that.

Holly

Huh... I know, how about Dumbo ears and a Hitler mustasche?

Holly

So it's decided then?

Vince

We're... thinking.

Holly

Guess I shouldn't wear this while we're thinking. (hands Vince her bracelet)

Vince

Val gave you that.

Holly

Oh. (puts her bracelet back on) Then we're good.

Don't say a word.

Holly

(back turned, thinking its Vince) Oh, I won't--

Vince

Holly.

Holly

Ohh!

Just give me all your money.

Holly

Yes, and our valuables.

Yeh-yeah. Thanks!

Holly

Okay, if that what you want to believe, that's fine. But I know something you don't know.

Vince

What do you know?

Holly

I can't tell you. I promised Robyn that I wouldn't tell.

Vince

What are you talking about?

Holly

If I tell you what I promised, then I would be telling you.

Vince

Tell me.

Holly

I can't.

Officer Rubin

Can you tell me?

Holly

Well, if Robyn never said that I couldn't tell you. So, Robyn fired him, remember?

Vince

She had every-

Holly

Remember how you were rehired five minutes later? Did you ever wonder why?

Officer Rubin

Why?

Holly

Because I went back that day to beg for Robyn to give you your job back. (to Rubin) And instead I struck a deal with the Devil.

Officer Rubin

Oh my god!

Holly

I know, right?

Vince

I can't believe it - why didn't you ever tell me?

Officer Rubin

Uh, she promised!

Holly

You totally said that you were going after my man!

No, actually, you did.

Holly

Twister! Twister! She is twisting all my words.

Holly

I think that we're done.

Vince

Done thinking?

Holly

No.. just done.

Vince

Holly!

Gary

Oh my damn! Hold me!

Holly

Excuse me, do you guys know a Vic Meladeo?

Who's asking?

Holly

I'm Holly Tyler, I'm looking for my sister. She's married to Vic... well, sorta.

Hey, we're Vic's brothers. Val's a little tied up with Vic right now, but perhaps we can help.

Holly

Oh, well... we're kinda family. And two of you [points to Michael and Jay] look a little like Vic.

Holly

Do you know what I like best about Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross?

Vince

That they're friends?

Holly

Yes!

Vince

The second she started dating Rubin, Gary started walking around with his shirt off!

Holly

Huh? No way! How come you didn't tell me?

Vince

We weren't friends then.

Holly

Awww... I'm so glad we are now.

Vince

I know.

Holly

So, what else you got?

Holly

Lauren, do you think you can get the SWAT guys away from the side doors?

Lauren

Oh, honey. I can get them to move away the door and buy me a Cadillac.