Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Vince

H-hey... sourdough crackers from France, huh! Ohlala...

Holly

Hmm, never had one of those before.

Vince

I know, first time, a lot of pressure.

Holly

It's just a cracker.

Vince

Yeah, I know, I know, it's just I've had a lot of other crackers and I've never loved any of them...

Holly

I'm sure it'll be fine...

Vince

But I want it to be more than fine, I want it to be everything you've ever dreamed of.

Holly

How's that gonna be?

Vince

I just don't want you to be disappointed!

Holly

I won't be!

Vince

But what if you are?!

Holly

Screw the cracker!

Vince

I CAN'T!

Vince

Holly, there's something I have to tell you and it's really embarassing.

Holly

Tell me - you know, you can tell me anything.

Vince

I just wanted tonight to be so perfect and I got... poison ivy.

Holly

What?

Vince

Yeah, I got it bad and you can't touch me - it's highly contagious.

Holly

Oh, let me get you some-

Vince

No, I'm just- I'm just gonna sleep it off.

Holly

You can sleep off poison ivy?

Vince

Starve a cold, sleep off a poison ivy!

Holly

And why did you lie to me? I checked out your body last night when you were sleeping and you don't have any red dots or hives or bumps, and I checked everywhere.

Vince

I feel so violated...

Holly

Who am I kidding? My dad's going to love you. Even if your pants have holes... and cheese?

Vince

Crap! I'm wearing my cheese pants!

Holly

Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend.

Vince

(holds out his hand) Uh, this isn't pee, I was just wiping off cheese.

Jack Tyler

(doesn't take Vince's hand) You'll forgive me. Pleasure to meet you, Henry.

Jack

Ben.

Vince

Actually, it's Vince.

Jack

I'm making a joke...

Val

(loud whisper) What is wrong with you?

Holly

(loud whisper) Me? What is wrong with you?

Val

(loud whisper) I just want five minutes alone with Dad so I can show him what a success I've become.

Holly

(loud whisper) Well, I really want him to like Vince, and Vince has already made a horrible impression!

Vince

Okay, you're not whispering.

Holly

Did you see the impression that Vince left? Dad is only here for two days and every second is crucial!

Vince

Again, within earshot!

Val

Think I was born yesterday, dropout?

Holly

Well, let me tell you something drunken married lady!

Jack

So, how 'bout that. Your dad's gay.

Holly

Well, I think it's great. It's a little shocking. All these years, I thought Mom was a woman.

Jack Tyler

This is why I haven't come home the last couple of years. I was afraid that you'd hate me.

Val

Hate you?

Holly

How could we hate you? You're everything to us.

Val

Daddy, we don't care who you're in love with, as long as you're happy.

Jack

You have no idea how much that means to me.

Jack Tyler

Is there something you two want to tell me?

Val

Yes, Daddy, uh, there's something I've been want to get off my chest.... Holly quit college!

Holly

Val got drunk and got married!

Jack

You're married?

Val

Aaaah!

Jack

You got married?

Val

Ah, I'm sorry! It was a huge mistake! I'm getting it annulled! Please don't be disappointed in me! And again, Holly quit college!

Jack

How could you keep something like this from me? Marrying Vic, that's huge.

Val

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. How did you know it was Vic?

Jack

Honey, I'm gay, not blind. And as for you, young lady - we'll talk about this later.

Lauren

Girls, your new mommy and I have a great idea. We have so much to celebrate, let's go out and party.

Holly

Oh, yes, I love that idea! I work so hard every day, not like the rest of my generation, partying away their dad's money at college. Not me, Daddy.

Holly

What is wrong with us, Val?

Val

Well, you're controlling.

Holly

And you don't know what you want.

Val

We're both not well.

Bye Holly. Love your shoes.

Holly

Bye Robyn. Hate your guts

Holly

Everytime me and Vince make plans she always has some work thing for him (makes air quotes)

Tina

Why did you just make air quotes?

Holly

I didn't. I was practicing what I was going to do to her eyes!