What I Like About You · Season 4
“Garden State” · Season 4
In this episode: Val (4), Vic (4), Holly (2), Tina (1), Officer Rubin (1)
Oh my god, the Elvis impersonator who married us is actually an impersonator impersonator.
Huh, yeah, well, that's kind of funny. Huh, we thought we were married, but we're really not.
No, that's not funny. We thought we were married, but we're not married. What's that mean?
Well, it means we've been living in sin, but without the sin.
Okay, c'mere.
Oh wait, what are you doing? Put me down.
What now?
It's the night before our wedding - it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other. (runs upstairs)
We'll do it in the dark!
So I was thinking that maybe I broke up with Vince too fast. So what if he doesn't believe Robyn is Satan? I mean, I can see how he might have thought I was being a little crazy and insecure.
(Holly meets Vic's three brothers)
Excuse me, do you guys know a Vic Meladeo?
Who's asking?
I'm Holly Tyler, I'm looking for my sister. She's married to Vic... well, sorta.
Hey, we're Vic's brothers. Val's a little tied up with Vic right now, but perhaps we can help.
Oh, well... we're kinda family. And two of you [points to Michael and Jay] look a little like Vic.
Excuse me, I'm looking for Holly Tyler.
Cute purse.
Oh, thank you, ma'am, but it's not mine, it belongs to Holly Tyler.
Oh my god, is that the purse the mugger stole?
Um yes. No sign of the lip gloss, but we have our best men on it.
Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't, okay. See, this is what I've been trying to tell you. I can't compromise. I can't go with the flow. I can't leave the DVD player running if nobody's watching it. (nervous laughter) I'm a mess! I don't even know why you would want to marry me. Oh, I was soooo happy for you when I found out we weren't married, because I thought "Yay! Vic has an out! Ha hah!" But you wouldn't go! No! I even showed you my crazy! But that didn't work either, you still wanted to marry me. You want to have six kids with me - are you insane? Can you imagine six me's running around?
Less and less.
Do you think I can change other things? Ooh, like um, like my pre-martial break-up fears? Or my post-marital break-up fears? Ooh, maybe I can have three kids... or maybe even four.
Uh, well, I'm thinking two of you running around is plenty.
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