Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Holly

Henry, you're so smart! Oh my god, if I didn't date you and break up with you, and then date you and break up with you, I'd so date you again!

Henry

Well, sorry, kid. I'm not available - remember I got myself another Holly.

Holly

Well, she's a lucky girl. Awww, Henry, you're the best!

Holly

Where are you going?

Vince

I'm going to take a cold... ocean.

Holly

Oh, thank god she's okay!

Lauren

Why wouldn't she be okay? Nothing crazy at all happened while you were gone.

Holly

Because, I just got home and there's a prowler in the loft and I might have killed him.

Lauren

Hey, good news Val, Holly might have just killed your husband!

Holly

What?!

Lauren

Nothing! Bye-bye!

Holly

C'mon, let's go.

Val

No, not 'til Vic leaves.

Holly

When will that be?

Val

Very soon. I turned the electricity off. I'm sweatin' him out!

Holly

Val, he's a fireman. He's good with heat!

Val

Right...

Val

Oh god, oh god, what if Vic never leaves?

Holly

What is happening to you? Will you calm down? There are other ways to get him out.

Val

No, Holly, I have tried everything. I begged, I reasoned, I even called the police, but they all know him and they congratulated me. Holly, we are legally married. That sonofabitch fireman is never going to leave.

Holly

When you and Vic got married, did stuff change?

Val

Uh... well, the bartender changed shifts.

Vince

What's wrong with you?

Holly

So much.

Vince

I've been waiting on the terrace for two hours for you to apologize.

Holly

Well, I gonna go to apologize to you before, but I thought that you needed time to cool off and so I thought I'd wait 'til the morning and then I really tried to find this middle thing that Val talked-

Vince

What the hell is going on? What happened to the girl who used to come yell at me every five minutes? The girl who used to tell me exactly how she felt? Exactly how I felt? The girl who didn't question every move she'd make?

Holly

Hmm, I miss her. She still alive?

Vince

I miss her too!

Holly

I think she left town when you and I started dating. If you forgive her, I could probably get her back.

Vince

Get her back.

Holly

Do you forgive her?

Vince

I forgive her!

Tina

What is he doing here?

Holly

(shrugs)

Tina

(points finger at Holly) I'm going to go fake pee, and when I get back, I'm going to REAL kill you!

Holly

Isn't there a job where you get paid to make out?

Vince

Yeah, we could be Ladies of the Night!

Gary

Come on man, you went and told Holly that I have unwanted feelings of a desire-ist nature towards Tina?

Holly

(giggles nervously) WHAT?

Vince

No, I didn't tell her, you just did, Gary!

Gary

Oh no, I just blurted out my own secret? Ohhh, I can't tell me anything!

Tina

Holly... I may have feelings for Gary other than hate.

Holly

Oh my god... Tina, that's fantastic!

Holly

(to Tina, who invites the gang to Vermont) Well, does it have good phone reception up there? Because Vince will want to call all of his girlfriends!

Vince

Don't worry, I can always use Holly's ankle bracelet as an antenna!

Holly

So, you really don't trust you?

Vince

How many times are you going to ask me?

Holly

Until you do trust me.

Vince

I do. Or, I mean I thought I did.

Holly

Until stupid Gary.

Vince

Stupid Gary.

Vince

Listen, maybe I was getting scared that the sign of a first problem you gonna go running back to Henry or Ben or someone you met in Vermont.

Holly

I'm NOT going to meet someone in Vermont! Vince, I love you. I can't believe you didn't know that.

Vince

And I love you, I can't believe you didn't know that.

Holly

I don't know, it's just when all saw all those numbers of the girls in your phone, it brought me back all the numbers of the girls in your phone. That was the old me, thinking I was with the old you.

Vince

But we're not those people anymore.

Holly

Those people must be eliminated.

Vince

Listen, I understand why that ankle bracelet means so much to you. I mean, Henry was your first love. I never had a first love... 'til you. So keep it.

Holly

I'm your first love...

Vince

And hopefully my last. I can't keep going through this.