Jack Tyler, Val and others in “Someone's in the Kitchen with Daddy”

Is there something you two want to tell me?

Yes, Daddy, uh, there's something I've been want to get off my chest.... Holly quit college!

Val got drunk and got married!

You're married?

Aaaah!

You got married?

Ah, I'm sorry! It was a huge mistake! I'm getting it annulled! Please don't be disappointed in me! And again, Holly quit college!

How could you keep something like this from me? Marrying Vic, that's huge.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. How did you know it was Vic?

Honey, I'm gay, not blind. And as for you, young lady - we'll talk about this later.