Celia Hodes quotes from Weeds

We ran your insurance info a few times, and it's not exactly accurate.

Celia Hodes

What seems to be the problem?

You don't have any. The policy number you gave us belongs to an individual who is deceased...and Korean.

Celia Hodes

Don't you have a work program? I could do...dishes, landscaping...

I'm sorry, Celia. What we pay our help in a year won't cover a week here.

Celia Hodes

I thought I had hit bottom. But after hearing your stories, I realize it could be so much worse. The truth is, none of you have *any* chance in *hell* of ever pulling your lives back together, if you even had lives to begin with. As I have listened to your tales of burning wreckage and shattered existence, I realize that I...am the only one here that has any chance at all - a chance to make amends...and to start over...fresh.

[after Celia leaves] Stupid-ass bitch.