Andy Botwin quotes from Weeds, page 3 ... TV Quotes Database

Andy Botwin

[after confessing to Doug of having sex with Maria] It will never happen again.

MMaria (Mermex)

[to Andy] It will. It will happen many times.

S4 E12 Till We Meet Again

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Nancy

It's so wonderful wonderful.

Andy

What?

Nancy

You once said that to me.

S5 E1 Wonderful Wonderful

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AKDr. Audra Kitson

Name one jazz musician.

Andy

[pauses, thinking] ...Dr. Teeth.

S5 E10 Perro Insano

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DDriver

Some idiot is standing in front of the car.

Nancy

Oh that's no idiot that's my...actually you're right.

Andy

(out of breath) I was parking when you were pulling away and I was all 'Hey, Nancy!' but you couldn't hear me so I started running which is harder then it looks.

Driver: Should I keep driving?

Nancy

Yes

Andy: Yeah, sure. On a bit of a buzz here, adrenaline rush or anticipation. I'm a man on a mission Nance, a man with a plan. What could that plan be? she asks herself intrigued yes, perhaps even captivated by the-

Nancy: Shut. Up

Andy

(short pause) Okay here it goes-

Nancy

You never listen-

Andy

I listen-

Nancy

You don't.

Andy

I trying to tell you something big that's happening in my life.

Nancy