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Weeds · Season 5, Episode 1

“Wonderful Wonderful” quotes from Weeds

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“Wonderful Wonderful” · Season 5, Episode 1

In this episode: Nancy Botwin (2), Andy Botwin (2)

[getting a phone call from Celia's kidnapper] Hello?... Yeah, I know Celia... We're all gonna die. What does that mean anyway? Life is cheap, people die and people have babies... Everyday they're having babies! What's with that? Kidnapper man, I mean, women in their forty's are having babies, doesn't that seem weird to you?... What? No, I'm not gonna pay the ransom... Allo?... Rude.

[a phone call wakes her up] Hello?

RRudolpho

I have your friend.

What? Who is this? What friend?

RRudolpho

Your friend Celia. I have her and you pay me money or she dies.

Celia?

RRudolpho

Celia Hodes! I have kidnapped her and today I chop off her ear.

How Van Gogh.

RRudolpho

What? You send me $40,000 or I'll do it!

That's too early for this, we're really not friends.

RRudolpho

Okay, $30,000... [Nancy hangs up]

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