[getting a phone call from Celia's kidnapper] Hello?... Yeah, I know Celia... We're all gonna die. What does that mean anyway? Life is cheap, people die and people have babies... Everyday they're having babies! What's with that? Kidnapper man, I mean, women in their forty's are having babies, doesn't that seem weird to you?... What? No, I'm not gonna pay the ransom... Allo?... Rude.
“Wonderful Wonderful” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Nancy Botwin (2), Andy Botwin (2)
[a phone call wakes her up] Hello?
RRudolpho
I have your friend.
What? Who is this? What friend?
RRudolpho
Your friend Celia. I have her and you pay me money or she dies.
Celia?
RRudolpho
Celia Hodes! I have kidnapped her and today I chop off her ear.
How Van Gogh.
RRudolpho
What? You send me $40,000 or I'll do it!
That's too early for this, we're really not friends.
RRudolpho
Okay, $30,000... [Nancy hangs up]
It's so wonderful wonderful.
What?
You once said that to me.
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