[pretending to eat] How's your eggplant?
[pretending to eat also] It's fine. How's your spaghetti?
[stops eating and gets mad] I hate you!
Why?
I'm not having spaghetti! I'm having spaghettini!
What's the difference?
Tori': Spagettini is a very thin noodle, spaghetti is a relatively fat noodle. We've been over this!
I forgot.
I mean, why did we even take a pasta class together?
And...done!
We're done?
But we still have a few more lines.
No, I meant this is done. (holds up jar)
What is that?
Well, it was a jar of cream, but now that I've shaken it vigorously for an hour, it's butter.
You make your own butter?
Indeed.
Is it good?
I don't know, I refuse to eat dairy. Tori, Beck, take your seats!
(to Tori) If he doesn't eat dairy, why would he -
(holds up hands) I don't know. I don't care.
Alright, for the last few minutes of class, let's talk about the one act play I'm directing.
(everyone stares and waits for him to continue)
Well?
Well, what?
You wanna talk about the one act play you're directing?
(in a "you talked me into it" tone) All right...First of all, I want to thank you all for auditioning. The two lead roles will be played by...(everyone leans forward, Cat gasps) Andre and Robbie!
Cool!
Hot beef!
Aw, would anyone else like to be my guardian?
Did any of the rest of us get parts?
Aw, is a certain little redhead hoping she got a role in teacher's play?
(giggles) She is!
Well, she didn't. But, I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting.
Lighting?
Yes, you pronounced it perfectly. Tori, I want you to work with Sinjin's team on special effects.
Okay, but I know like nothing about special effects.
We'll teach you. (they leer at Tori)
(somewhat disgusted)...Lookin' forward to it.
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