Cat quotes from Victorious

Cat

So let's hear your horn!

André

Yeah, play that funky music, white girl!

Tori

You know I'm half Latina.

André

Then hit it, muchacha!

Tori

Oh, great, so she gets an A- and I get a broken eye and a black nose

Andre

(correcting her) I think you meant--

Tori

I know what I meant.

Cat

My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!

Tori

Meatballs are brown.

Cat

YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and leaves the table]

Jade

[as a robber] Gimme your money!

Tori

[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!

Jade

I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!

Tori

Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]

Jade

[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!

Cat

She's bleeding!

Are you okay?

Jade

[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!

Tori

[defending herself] No, I didn't!

Jade

Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!

Cat

Why'd you hit Jade in the face with a cane?

Tori

I didn't!

Cat

Ok, I believe you! Don't hit me!

Cat

Hey, Tori!

Tori

Yeah, hey, hi.

Cat

Whatcha doin'?

Tori

Things.

(to Tori) Hey, waddup, girl? You got a numb tongue?

Robbie

(to Rex) Alright, that's a time out, mister.

No, no time out. Don't you put me in this backpack. I'm serious, Rob.

Andre

(enters) Hey, what goes on?

Robbie

We're going to get some iced coffee.

Andre

(to Robbie) I thought caffeine makes you vibrate.

Robbie

Sometimes it's nice.

Robbie

Will one of you come with me?

Cat

Sure, I love old people. It's so cute how they shake when they pour their juice.

Robbie

Now, before I take you in there, I should warn you.

Cat

About...?

Robbie

My grandmother, she can be...critical.

Cat

That's okay, I take criticism really well.

Robbie

No, you don't.

Cat

What's that supposed to mean?

Robbie

Just that you don't take criticism very well

Cat

Why don't you just kick me in the face?

Robbie

I'm sorry, I take it back.

Cat

(brightly) Okay.

Mammaw

I've got a gun!

Robbie

No, Mamaw, it's me, Robbie.

Mammaw

Hi.

Cat

Hi.

Mammaw

Come in. (whispers to Robbie) is she your girlfriend?

Robbie

No.

Mammaw

Good, you can do better.

Mammaw

[of Cat's hair] Why did you do that to your hair?

Cat

What, you mean the color?

Mammaw

Do you hate your mother?

Cat

I love my mother.

Mammaw

A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.

Cat

My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.

Tori

Okay birthweek ideas for Trina. Andre you start us off.

Andre

Cheese.

Tori

Cheese?

Andre

Let's not do cheese.

Tori

Robbie?

Robbie

Lotion, or various lotions.

Tori

Gross. Cat?

Cat

Well for my last birthday I thought my parents were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and...

Tori

Jade?

Jade

What?

Tori

What should I get Trina for her birthweek?

Jade

Talent.

Sinjin

Jade is so pretty.

Jade

3,2,1.

Cat

Oh, punch buggy blue! [punches Trina's arm]

Trina

Dude! [punches Cat's arm]

Cat

Ow! [other car honks]

Trina

[honks back] SHUT UP!

Tori

Listen to me. If you 2 morons aren't back here before the play starts and I have to go on stage looking like a zombie, I'm gonna punch both your buggies! Do you- !? [Marty shows up near her] I love you too, grandma, thanks for the quilt. [hangs up]

Trina

Quilt? [other car honks] SHUT UP!!! [honks back]

Cat

Hey, Andre.

André

Whassup, little red?

Cat

What's THAT supposed to mean?!

André

Uh, I dunno. Little red. You're little and you got red hair.

Cat

Oh, that's so creative! Do Tori now.

You know I FLAUNT ya, 'cause girl I really WANT ya!

Trina

And you lookin' NICE.

Cat

Got me cooler than a bag of ICE.

Now, FREEZE, freeze! ...Now go.

Trina

Drop it fast, then move it real slow.

[they point at each other] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WHAT?

Trina

You smell so FRUITY... [Cat says nothing] Sing the next line!

Cat

I can't.

Trina

Why not?

Cat

It's dirty.

Cat

...Don't you guys wanna know what that is?

Jade

Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, because if it is, what button do I push?

Cat

That's so hurtful! [sits down next to Tori]

Tori

You know, you don't always have to be mean to everyone.

Cat

See? Tori's interested in my device!

Tori

I'm really not...

André

[puts his hand on Cat's shoulder] Aw, c'mon, little red, tell us about your doohicky.

Cat

Okay. It's called...the Snowbee! Watch. [presses a button, causing fake snow to fly all over the gang and their food] Wheee! [puts her hands up. Jade presses a button to shut it off] It makes pretend snow!

André

I see that.

Beck

It's all over my tostada.

Tori

And my pizza.

Cat

Well, don't eat it!

Jade

Why?

Cat

Because, it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding.