Mammaw quotes from Victorious

Mammaw

I've got a gun!

Robbie

No, Mamaw, it's me, Robbie.

Mammaw

Hi.

Cat

Hi.

Mammaw

Come in. (whispers to Robbie) is she your girlfriend?

Robbie

No.

Mammaw

Good, you can do better.

Mammaw

[of Cat's hair] Why did you do that to your hair?

Cat

What, you mean the color?

Mammaw

Do you hate your mother?

Cat

I love my mother.

Mammaw

A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.

Cat

My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.