Tori quotes from Victorious

Cat

Please, get off me, please!

Tori

I CAN'T! Not till Jade gets here!

Cat

But I have to use the bathroom.

Tori

Do you really?

Cat

Yeah.

Tori

Are you lying?

Cat

Yeah.

Andre

I don't even miss our phones. You, guys?

Robbie

No.

Tori

Uh huh.

Beck

No.

Tori

How long it has been since we had them?

Jade

Few hours.

Cat

It seems like years!

Robbie

No, it's not that bad.

Cat

Years!

Cat

(holding a chew toy that looks like a phone) Look what I got!

Tori

What is that?

Cat

It's a dog toy that looks like a phone. Isn't It cool? (pause) I'm coming in now. (Cat enters) Hi, Mrs. Tori's mom!

Holly

Hello, Cat.

Tori

Uh.. why did you get a dog chew toy cellphone?

Cat

To help me get through the week. I mean, I know it's not like having a real phone but at least I can pretend.

Tori

But, what's the point?

Cat

This is all I've got!

Tori

But it's not even... uh, can I hold it? (grabs the toy)

Holly

Oh, you girls are pathetic. When I was your age, we didn't even have cellphones!

Tori

Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have.

Cat

Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses.

Holly

Oh, for corn sake. Sikowitz isn't here so just use my phone!

Cat

We can't!

Tori

Sinjin is out there spying on us!

Sinjin

(from the Vega patio) Can I use your bathroom?

Tori

No!

Tori

Whoa! I got 43 text messages!

Jade

I have 200 more followers.

Cat

(watches the Wacky Donkey video everybody is taking about in her phone while laughing) Look at the Wacky Donkey! (Jade and Tori take a peek and laugh too. The laughing ends when Cat throws up at the phone box)

Jade

OHHH!!!!

Tori

OH!

Tori

What happened?

Andre

Aw, man.

Robbie

What happened to you?

Beck

Jessica Baxter. She texted me about a hundred times last night and I didn't text her back!

Tori

Well, did you explain to her that you can't use your phone?

Beck

Yeah. Right after she threw this egg at me and scratched my face!

Tori

Who is that? (opens the door. It's a little girl.) Hello.

Will you help me? I'm lost!

Tori

You're lost?

Uh huh. Will you please call my mom and tell her where I am?

Tori

Uh, yeah sure. I will call your mom----

Jade

WAIT!

Tori

What?

Jade

It's a trick! So we'll use our phones!

It's not a trick!

Tori

WHO SENT YOU?

I have asthma!!!!!

Tori

WAS IT ANDRE?! ROBBIE?! BECK?! WHO?!

I just got lost! I took the wrong bus!

Jade

Well. You know what happens to little girls with asthma who take the wrong bus?

No.

Jade

They get a face full of door!

What does that mean?! (Jade slams the door in the girl's face)

Jade

Little grunch!

Tori

Can't you believe those guys try to trick us with a lost little girl, just to try to make us use our phones?

Jade

Jerks.

Tori

(in a shocked face) Unless she really was a lost little girl. (gasps) What if she was?

Jade

She'll learn a valuable lesson, you know: Always......take the right bus. (Cat, who was tied in a leash, manages to bite it off)

Tori

Cat!

Jade

She chewed through her leash!

Cat

I'M FREE! I'M FREE! (Jade and Tori chase Cat throughout the house)

Jade

Why are you sitting on Cat?

Tori

If I let her up, she might try to grab a real phone, and I don't know if I can stop her by myself.

Cat

I don't think you can, I'm pretty scrappy.

Beck

No guy in this school is ever gonna ask Jade out.

Tori

Why not?

Beck

Because Jade is terrifying.

Tori

So, your plan is to spend the rest of your life being scared of Jade?

Beck

(scoffs) That's not my only plan... Someday I'd like to plant a vegetable garden

Jade

(picks up toilet paper) I ought to take this and kill you both with it!

Tori

How could you kill us with toilet paper?

Beck

Put it down! Put it down!

You were with another puppet.

Robbie

Yeah, but it was just for one night!

Do you love him?

Robbie

You mean Goonter?

Don't say his name!

Robbie

No! I was just...alone.

Tori

(awkwardly waves) Bye... (leaves)

Andre

Oh and your mom's pot pie.

Tori

What?

Andre

I've had better!

Tori

No, no, no.

Beck

Never heard that from a girl before.

Cat

Oh, hey you guys. You wanna know what I'm doing on my Pearpad?

We didn't ask.

Cat

I'm using a new app. It calls 'Test Easy'. It's teaching me all kind of cool informations. Just in case I find myself in a situation where I need to know things.

Tori

Like a Game Show.

Cat

What? I mean I guess that's a good example. Now, I'm learning about America's 50 states. Did you know America has 50 states?

Beck

I did

Cat

Do you know which one of them is called Aloha state?

Tori

Yes.

Cat

It's Hawai-ai-ai .. Yay. Cat's scores. Ok, bye. I'm off to learn some more knowledge, just in case.

(pointing to Jade) That's Tori Vega.

Tori

I'm Tori Vega.

Jade

I'm Tori Vega.

Cat

I'm Tori Vega.

Cat

(laughs) I'm not Tori Vega.