(holding a chew toy that looks like a phone) Look what I got!
What is that?
It's a dog toy that looks like a phone. Isn't It cool? (pause) I'm coming in now. (Cat enters) Hi, Mrs. Tori's mom!
Hello, Cat.
Uh.. why did you get a dog chew toy cellphone?
To help me get through the week. I mean, I know it's not like having a real phone but at least I can pretend.
But, what's the point?
This is all I've got!
But it's not even... uh, can I hold it? (grabs the toy)
Oh, you girls are pathetic. When I was your age, we didn't even have cellphones!
Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have.
Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses.
Oh, for corn sake. Sikowitz isn't here so just use my phone!
We can't!
Sinjin is out there spying on us!
(from the Vega patio) Can I use your bathroom?
No!
(Sinjin turns around and urinates in his pants)
(Tori, Cat, and Holly all gasp offensively)
(Sinjin runs off the patio; Holly and Cat then stare at Tori in dismay)
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