Tori quotes from Victorious

Tori

TORI VEGA BEAT THE BIG BAD..... (suddenly, the gorilla attacks Tori)

Tori

I ate feet meat?

Tori

I have a mole on my bum shaped as a fish.

Tori

It's the flour bomber!

Tori

Bread mold

Bread mold

Tori

Furry

Furry

Tori

Mushy

Mushy

Tori

Next, the fish mold

Fish mold

Trina

[enters] I am so upset! You won't believe who I got partnered with for the big showcase.

Tori

Who?

Trina

Andre Harris, a 10th grader!

What's the big showcase?

Tori

It's a performance they put on at her school "every" year where they...

Trina

[cutting in] They invite agents and directors and producers and other super powerful people in show business and it's extremely important to me, which is why I am very upset, and [dramatically throws him out] goooooodbyeeeee.

Tori

Hey! Ian and I have a science project due tomorrow. I have to turn in my mold bush.

Trina

No Andrew is coming over and you've got to help us figure out what I'm going to be doing in the big showcase. I DEFINITELY want to sing, (sings off key) How was that?

Tori

Loud!

Trina

Awesome. (doorbell rings) He's here. (she walks to answer the door, Tori follows) STAY! (Trina answers the door) Come in!

Andre

Thanks.

Trina

Tori, that's Andrew

Andre

Andre.

Tori

Hey.

Andre

You go to Hollywood Arts, too?

Tori

Ohh no, I'm not a performer. Just my sister.

Trina

Yep, I've got the talent and she's got the strong teeth. You know, she's never had one cavity.

Tori

I try not to brag about it. (Andre walks to the piano)

Andre

Ooh, nice piano! (plays)

Tori

Oh, my god! You're fantastic!

Trina

He's okay. (Andre sniffs Tori's hand)

Tori

Fish mold. (Andre drops Tori's hand)

Tori

Your grandmother's coming to the big showcase?

Andre

Yeah its going to be the first time she's left the house in six years.

Tori

Why?

Andre

The woman is afraid of everything - people, umbrellas, Rabbis, bikinis, breakfast foods.

Tori

So if she saw a Rabbi in a bikini eating pancakes...

Andre

The woman would burst into flames.

Trina

(off screen) You guys, come on!

Tori

Back to rehearsal.

Andre

Lets go.

Trina

(in a light blue dress) So? What do you think? (turns around) Fabulous, right?

Tori

You really need to wear that just to rehearse?

Trina

A performer needs to feel the part to be the part!

Tori

I thought we talked about not tapping my nose anymore.

Trina

(laughs) Okay, we got the comedy stuff down, so let's start with my song.

Andre

And by your song, I'm guessing you mean the song that I wrote.

Trina

No one cares who wrote the song! (laughs) Now, go. (Andre plays first notes) SLOWER!

Trina

(off-key) You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action! You'll never gonna fade...

Tori

Trina?

Tori

I-I think Andre was right! You should let him play the song in a faster tempo!

Trina

No, it has to be a power ballad! So, all the important people can hear my range! And vocal clarity!

Tori

But, I just think -

Trina

No, just take it from "When I make it shine."

Trina

(off-key) When I make it shine! (holds note) Well?

Andre

Do you have any aspirin?

Tori

Oh, hi! You must be Andre's grandmother?

I don't know you! (hides)

Lane

(walks down the aisle) Excuse me, you're Trina's parents?

David

Yes.

Why?

Lane

Please come with me.

Just - just keep your mouth open!

Trina

(muffled) That is so not helping!

Lane

Here she is.

Trina!

David

What happened?!

Trina

Look at my tounge It's massive!

Tori

Oh, my god, it's huge!

Trina

Somebody do something!

Are you the school nurse?

Yeah. Does anybody know how this happened?

Tori

The chinese herb gargle!

Lane

Whoa, whoa! She can't go on stage wearing that!

Tori

Excuse me?!

Jade

I went to the pet store and got us a dog.

Tori

That’s right I’m the family dog uh woof.

Jade

Sikowitz’s would you please tell Tori that dogs walk on 4 legs, not 2 and don’t talk.

Sikowitz

Tori, if you're going to play a dog you have to act like one.

Jade

Uh-oh looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.

Tori

Uh woof.

Ew!

Jade

Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.

Beck

Maybe you shouldn't, uh....

Andre

Jade.

Jade

What's the prob, dog?

Cat

My name's Cat.

Tori

Like the animal!

Cat

What's that supposed to mean?!

Tori

Nothing! I...I love cats.

Cat

Oh, me too! They're so cute. [walks off]

André

This school's not normal.

Tori

Really?

André

You're not normal either. I've seen what you can do on stage. You're special. You're fantastic. You belong at this school. [starts to walk off, then looks at her again] Normal's boring. [Cat shows up]

Cat

It's true!

Tori

That normal's boring?

Cat

No, that no one asked me to the prom.

Sikowitz

Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new student, Tori, and I'd like to thank Tori for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.

André

Why'd you give him two dollars?

Tori

I thought he was homeless.

Trina

You know, you're actually not terrible. You're really going to quit Hollywood Arts?

Tori

What do you think I should do?

Trina

I think you should come back.

Tori

Why?

Trina

So I won't be known at school as the girl with the lame, little sister who quit on her first day...and I think you were really good in the Big Showcase.

Tori

(Tori smiles) Thanks, Trina.

Trina

But I would have been amazing!